Who nailed the NFL draft? Are the Thunder destined to win it all? What rookie QB is Bottom taking in the first round? Can the Blazers still snag Cooper Flagg?! This pod is all over the place and Bottom is the navigator. GOOD LUCK!

It's all projections vs production on this year's final mock draft. Maybe Zak outsmarts Cal on his own... maybe he needs ChatGPT. Click to find out!

Time to answer the age-old of question of whether an 8yr old can translate the infinite complexity of 2014's immaculate blockbuster DRAFT DAY into the modern era of draft analysis? Also, we talk "My Guys" and, maybe he did more research than me? I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL STOP PRESSURING ME. Jeeze, they grow up fast.

Will the Blazer's new Israeli Superstar, Deni Avdija, take the Blazers on a playoff run or straight to the mediocre middle where they've been since Dametime left? Also who is running the Fancy Gentleman's Club and which team is actually Bottom's?

Last minute chance to get bad advice on your brackets!

Not late but never early, Doctor Nasty and I dive into the history of the RW3 trade and how it brought us to Sam Darnold and Cooper Kupp just 3 years later. Also, we got drunk in Manhattan.

Hollywood Zak tells us why boobs beat out bishops and bumrape at the Oscars while the Commish breaks down which potential-NFL-dudes earned his "MY GUY" status at the NFL Combine. Also we may touch on latest with the Seahawks and whether DK really wants a trade or simply wants that #1 WR $$$. 

Our offseason expert, Jake The Snake, comes aboard the pod to tell us what to expect in the next few weeks. We also maybe dive into some three-week-old Superbowl narratives BUT WHO IS JUDGING?! YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME?! Oh yeah, Lyle I'll be in your hood in a few weeks: PARTY?!

All of Phinnecky comes together to shower JP in appreciation for winning the 2024 season. Nobody is upset nor  spiteful enough to predict that JP loses all of his winnings on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl. 

Bliss comes aboard to brag about winning his side league while I try to find the extra 100pts it's going to take to upset JP in the final week of Phinnecky. We also discuss the death of College Football and bright future for the Seahawks, Bo Nix and RW3.