PHINNECKY PODCAST

Week 5 Preview coming in HOT with the best analysis available... my 7yr old son. 

Week Two confirmed many of our fears. QBs passing numbers are down, Tush Push is BACK, #1 Draft Pick QBs are overrated, Alvin Kamara is still the best and the Saints/Stef+Kips CANNOT BE STOPPED?! Also Nasty predicts the Cougs to go UNDEFEATED? Are all Phinnecky Owners too stubborn to pick a new kicker? SHOULD BLISS JUST START OVER?! All that and too many cursewords on this Phinnecky Pod fresh off of MNF.

Derige jumps in to tell us kickers are gods, QBs are losers, the #1 pick is dead and all is normal in the world of Phinnecky heading into Week 2. 

And just like that, the sixth season of Phinnecky Football is underway! Half the league hangs around post draft to mock Bliss for autodrafting the #1 pick and wonder how Stephanie forgot about draft day completely. 

In this soon-to-be Emmy Award winning episode, Bliss tells us his plans for the #1 overall pick and nothing else. We don't mention dicks or balls, not even once. It's pretty great.

LaMark Jandrews wasn't just the worst team name of the season, it was also the Phinnecky 2023 Champion. How did Zak pull it off? Was it done in the draft or in the waivers? WHAT IS HIS SECRET SAUCE? Click play to find out more about Zak than you ever thought possible in the latest Phinnecky Strategy Series. 

Nasty has something to say. Is it about the Cougs? Seahawks? Anthony Richardson's big dick?! Click and find out. 

In the latest edition of the Phinnecky Strategy Series, we welcome Snake to talk Olympics and Preseason but, more importantly, we utilize the latest in research technology to determine who the 5x Champ will draft in the first round of the Phinnecky Draft. 

In the first (maybe last) episode of our Phinnecky Summer Strategy Series, Bottom unveils the secret to his best season in five years.

Bottom and I recap the vibes of Anthony Edwards dethroning The Joker in a 20pt second half comeback while also wondering if the Blazers can find that kind of success in the upcoming NBA draft. I then forget what this pod is about and start talking about Jurassic Park. THIS IS THE OFFSEASON CONTENT YOU CRAVE!