Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz

Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz episodes:

• 11.12.2022

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz: Kyrie’s suspension

  The brothers return after another long hiatus to discuss facial hair, Philadelphia, but mostly Kyrie Irving's recent suspension for "anti-semitism" and all the implications surrounding it.

  
• 06.10.2022

  Season 10, Episode 1

  The Brothers have reconciled and returned to talk Celtics, up 2-1 in the NBA finals...

  
• 09.04.2020

  Celtics in the Bubble; America on the Brink...

  The Boston Brothers return to discuss the NBA players' strike and its implications on today's political moment. They then digress into a robust discussion about title chances. Happy to be back!!

  
• 07.10.2020

  Season 4 Episode 13: Sports talk!

  We decided to do a throw-back Phone Wallet Key David Ortiz episode and talk sports! But you know, ambivalently. We talk Cam Newton on the patriots, will the Nba reboot distract from black lives matter or propel it even further, how the...

  
• 06.29.2020

  Season 4 episode 13: Covid update and more

  We are joined once again by our estimable friend Roger--martial arts and public health expert.  We catch up on covid and America's failure as a society in general.

  
• 06.10.2020

  Season 4 Episode 11ish: is it ok to talk to cops?

  After catching each other up on the last week of protests and how the world is changing accordingly, my brother and I debate whether or not its ok to talk to cops during a protest.

  
• 06.02.2020

  American Rebellion: Season 4 episode 11

  Dispatch from the American Rebellion

  
• 05.26.2020

  Last Chance- compulsive gambling, Michael Jordan, and syphilis contact tracing (preview)

  Season 4 Episode 10 includes a fearless confrontation of Michael Jordan as presented by The Last Dance documentary.  We also talk about our own gambling history, contact tracing of syphilis, and what the Tom Brady documentary will inevitably be like....

  
• 05.14.2020

  "Open and Notorious- a preview of our premium episode all about adverse posession

  We're stealing land.  Hear all about our adverse possession adventure and how you can start your own.  And also just hows its going, its been a while.  Hear the full episode by becoming our patron at www.patreon.com/phonewalletkeysdavidortiz

  
• 04.28.2020

  Season 4 Episode 8: USA's failed response to cover-19

  Part two: Roger the martial arts expert also happens to be an expert on governmental pandemic response.  We talk about the acute failures of this moment and the broader history of failure that preceded it.  This episode is available for...

  
• 04.22.2020

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz season 4 episode 7: Martial Arts

  We had a very special guest for this two-part episode of Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz.  His name is Roger, he is a genius martial artist and used to work for a certain government agency that specializes in pandemic response......

  
• 04.13.2020

  Season 4 episode 6 (preview)

  Check out www.patreon.com/phonewalletkeysdavidortiz to become a patron and hear this premium episode in full.  We take a deep dive into the Celtics 2008 championship run, including an epic duel with Lebron James in Game 7 and an unforgettable finals matchup with...

  
• 04.09.2020

  Season 4 Episode 5 Preview: Sanders drops out

  To hear this episode in its entirety, become a patron at www.patreon.com/phonewalletkeysdavidortiz.  5$ a month gets you access to all our premium episodes and a bunch of other stuff! Check it out, thank you for supporting. This episode was recoded minutes...

  
• 04.06.2020

  Season 4 Episode 4: Survivor!

  One of the brothers gets Covid-19 and lives to tell the tale.  Don't forget to check out our patreon page and support the podcast by becoming our Patron: www.patreon.com/phonewalletkeysdavidortiz

  
• 03.31.2020

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz Season 4 Episode 3 Preview

  In this premium episode we don't discuss a single word of sports.  We swap quarantine troubles, childhood dirty house traumas, and a profound Biden-centered anxiety.  Only available in full to our patrons, learn more at www.patreon.com/phonewalletkeysdavidortiz.  We'll be back soon...

  
• 03.26.2020

  Season 4 Episode 2 Preview

  This is a preview of our new episode which is a deep dive into Superbowl 51: Patriots vs Falcons.  It is available in full on www.patreon.com/phonewalletkeysdavidortiz .  We can't work any more so we are launching a Patron program.  There is...

  
• 03.20.2020

  Season 4 Episode 1: Corona Special

  We have arisen with a vengeance and are very mad at: Corona Virus, baby boomers, John Henry but not surprisingly not really mad about Brady... It's complicated.

  
• 01.13.2020

  Season 3 Episode 8 (Morocco)

  Live from Morocco!  The Patriots lost, Tom Brady and the Gellers at Cafe Gratitude, the Celtics are fun, and we're together in morocco.

  
• 12.21.2019

  Season 3 Episode 7

  Episode 7 The Geller brothers trade their favorite Boston Sports championship celebration.  Followed by give their thoughts on Kevin Garnett in the new Safdie Brothers' movie Uncut Gems.  Then they turn to UFC and the recent British election. Finally they turn...

  
• 12.14.2019

  Season 3 Episode 6

  ~New Episode alert~

  
• 11.18.2019

  Season 3 Episode 5

  The Brothers return from a bye week or two to talk about the Celtics hot start, weird celtics twitter for dummies, athletes on Veterans Day, Bernie Sanders on Israel, Warren tacking right, Trump's panic attack, Mason Rudolph's comeuppance, the Kaepernick...

  
• 10.30.2019

  Season 3 episode 4

  Trolls and disappointed parents, more thoughts on the NBA and China, deep dive on the Celtics roster, what it means to hate watch, the Patriots have greatest defense of all time, the truth behind the Yankees latent fascism, and the...

  
• 10.12.2019

  Season 3 Episode 3

  This is a weird one.  Actual car talk, mental health deep dives, a pinch of football, fraternal hollering, US imperialism, and more reasons to hate the yankees... Ladies and Gentlemen, Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz!

  
• 10.04.2019

  Season 3 Episode 2

  The brothers had to scrap their first attempt at episode 2 because they spent the entire time praising a certain mercurial football star who turned out to be a rapist so a few weeks later they give it another go....

  
• 09.07.2019

  Season Three Premiere!

  The Brothers have returned from going underground after the assassination attempt on their beloved David Ortiz.  Finally assured that the conspirators were not also looking for the Geller Brothers, they have surfaced and delivered a gem to start off their...

  
• 06.09.2019

  Season 2 Episode 4 (penultimate?)

  The brothers are back with some much needed Stanley Cup analysis to shake up the karma globe from Bruins as they attempt an epic comeback.  Then they spend the rest of the episode decompressing from the failed Boston Slam, advocating...

  
• 05.08.2019

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz: Season 2 Episode 3

  Last thoughts(?) on THE BOSTON SLAM!!!!

  
• 04.30.2019

  Phone Wallet Keys Davi Ortiz: Season 2, episode 2

  "It would be like building a monument to the sky" Join the brothers from Boston as we inch closer and closer to the so-called Boston Slam.  These are heady times folks, but the brothers are here to hold hands and unpack...

  
• 04.21.2019

  Episode 22-The Triumphant Return of Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz

  The Brothers are back without a moment to spare.  The Celtics and Bruins are in the playoffs, there was another Boston marathon, Gronk retired and then permanently dented the Lombardi Trophy, The Red Sox are the worst team in the...

  
• 02.28.2019

  Episode 21-Kraft's trip to the strip mall

  Still high of the Superbowl victory, the brothers turn their attention to their old foe Robert Kraft and weigh in on his involvement in a prostitution scandal.  Next they take on the Celtics dismal play of late and wonder if...

  
• 02.10.2019

  Ep 20--Superbowl Champions edition!

  In the aftermath of Patriots glory, the Brothers recount their respective Super Bowl experiences--one from half the world away and the other from the 50 yard line.  If you've ever wondered what it feels like watch your team win the...

  
• 01.31.2019

  EP 19--Superbowl Preview!

  Superbowl Preview!!!

  
• 01.22.2019

  Ep 18--AFC CHAMPS EDITION!

  In Episode 18 the brothers revel in their kaleidoscopic recollections from the AFC championship game where the Patriots defeated the Chiefs in overtime.  It was a game for the ages and the episode pays it its full due.  After cycling...

  
• 01.17.2019

  Episode 17- AFC Championship preview

  Rise and shine early for the recording of episode 17, in which the brothers recap the Patriots victory in the divisional playoffs and dive deep looking ahead to our chances against the Chiefs in the AFC championship game.  Along the...

  
• 01.11.2019

  Episode16

  @phonewalletkeysdavidortiz The Brothers are back and mad at each other and also filled with love and excitement. A question about expectations for the Patriots' playoffs leads the brothers to rank every losing season according to how much they should have won...

  
• 12.29.2018

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz episode 15-Call-in special

  The brothers host episode 15 in person together in New York and take a few phone calls from loyal listeners. Scott Yanko joins to talk about why we're confident about the Patriots in the playoffs-4:20 Zoe Samudzi calls in to discuss race...

  
• 12.21.2018

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz ep 14

  The Brothers make their triumphant return to the podcast for a thrilling and a little glum episode surveying the damage of the Patriots and Celtics seasons so far. The Patriots' playoff hopes rest on... 4:30 A live, breaking news update--What it sounds...

  
• 12.12.2018

  Episode 12- Brown-Lavoie special edition

  Episode 12 of Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz finds the brothers still an ocean apart, unable to record, and therefore in need of a lifeline.  Enter Laura and Tess Brown-Lavoie. Two Boston sisters who chart their history as Boston sports...

  
• 12.02.2018

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz: Special Gioia edition episode 11

  As the Geller Brothers continue to be separated and unable to record, they turn the reigns over to their trusty brother companions Matt and John Gioia to guest-host a special episode about the Red Sox 2018 season and championship.  It's...

  
• 11.24.2018

  Phone wallet Keys David Ortiz Thanksgiving in London edition (ep 11)

  A special Thanksgiving edition of Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz wherein the brothers find themselves in the O2 Arena in London before the second night of Wet/Florence and The Machine.   Dispatch from the nosebleed seats--0:58 Backstage, if Phone Wallet Keys David...

  
• 11.06.2018

  Vote first but then listen, episode 10

  Recapping the Patriots victory Sunday night against the Packers--6:00 Is there a market for racism in sports? What can we do to thwart it?--14:00 The problem with looking to athletes for political cues--19:25 What the Pentagon buys when they invest in sport--24:18 Nationalize our...

  
• 11.01.2018

  World Series Champions edition (episode 9)

  @phonewalletkeysdavidortiz instagram twitter etc The Brothers are back and they are champions again. But the struggle is far from over, the racist Boston sports media is still racist, sports are still problematic and possibly tied to horrible things like the rise...

  
• 10.26.2018

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz ep Grateful 8

  t: @walletkeysortiz  i:phonewalletkeysdavidortiz Episode 8 finds our heroes straddling World Series glory but first... Is this Patriots season more frustrating than usual? Even though we've righted the ship? 2:09 This Celtics season is definitely frustrating even though we'll probably right the ship... 12:05 THE...

  
• 10.19.2018

  ALCS Champions edition episode 7

  Moments after the Red Sox win the ALCS the Brothers record episode 7 recapping an unbelievable matchup and looking forward to the World Series.   Time for the cowardly racist Boston Sports Media to eat crow-4:00 Game 4 joins the Pantheon of...

  
• 10.16.2018

  Episode sixxx

  A marathon 2-part episode! T: @walletkeysortiz I: @phonewalletkeysdavidortiz The Brothers recap beheading the Yankees and the start of the ALCS 7:51 Max puts Eric Dickerson and the racist Boston sports media on blast 22:40 Reliving a thrilling Patriots victory in the biggest game of...

  
• 10.09.2018

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz: episode 5

  twitter: @walletkeysortiz insta: @phonewalletkeysdavidortiz 1:45 Reliving the most lopsided postseason win in Red Sox/Yankees history 19:15 Patriots face the toughest test of the season against the Chiefs on Sunday: "They'll flinch first" 24:40 J.R. Smith's attempted "suicide by Marcus Smart" and other Celts...

  
• 10.05.2018

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz episode 4

  Twitter: @walletkeysortiz   Instagram: @phonewalletkeysdavidortiz 2:50 Learning about Anti-facist tactics from the Red Sox Yankees rivalry 10:50 But are we just assholes screaming "Yankees suck" all the time? 14:02 No, the Yankees crossed a picketline in Boston, they actually suck. 17:00 Sing Goddess the Wrath...

  
• 10.03.2018

  Episode 3

  1:00-16:00--The Brothers lay out the vision for Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz 17:23--Anticipating a Red Sox vs Yankees playoff series 25:00--The Patriots season turns again 35:30-45:00--NFL Crimes Against Humanity: Cities, stadiums, and citizens against billionaire sports franchises 46:00--Celtics preseason and Jimmy Butler trade rumors

  
• 09.26.2018

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz Epsode 2

  1:53 Dark Days for Pats Fans 26:43 The NFL's Crime Against Humanity Of The Week 35:23 Red Sox Getting Ready for the Playoffs, Bullpen Issues Linger 41:57 The Boston Banner Heist and problematic fetishization of Boston accents 56:56 The Week in Brother Sports News

  
• 09.20.2018

  Phone Wallet Keys David Ortiz episode 00001

  A bad night in Yankee Stadium: 1:11 Patriots woes: 16:44 The NFL's Crimes Against Humanity: 23:40 2018 Pats will have the best offense of all time: 32:00 Sun Tzu's Celtics starting five: 39:40 How Boston Sports can save the world: 48:06