Mr. H and Mr. M join the kids at the Amusement Park in Silicon Valley for some drag racing. Deuces are wild and hormones are pumpin'. There's Lionel the diplomat, some gambling, wood popping, a secret carny strip club and lots of chopsticks. No monkeys were harmed on this show but a calliope was destroyed.

Mr. H and Mr. M join the 'Scamboni' Party rehearsal dinner in the Keystone State. Bridesmaid 'Lola' has too much blow and Dom Perignon and goes off the rails. There's a secret hotel jail, steamed fish, and lots of bathroom trips at the Howard Johnson's. Hangover shaming, room service, golf, Xanax and episodes of 'Jersey Shore' complete the weekend.

Mr. H and Mr. M get involved with local civics to help desperate farmer 'Simon' and his cows and crops. They take a wild ride with mythological Thor from the Justice League to do some cloud seeding before joining the big parade in 'Shitsburg' to celebrate H2O and all of it's delights. Science, sweat-love threesomes, garbage bags and jetpacks! Oh My!

Like a couple of hobo's, Mr. H and Mr. M hop a train and accompany 'Sleepy Jerry' to Black Rock City, Nevada. On this quest for sleep, they encounter swami's, hippies, yaks, toads and a big smelly rainbow as they burn down a yurt in a funky astral plane!

Mr. H and Mr. M head out with 'Sly Joe,' who's over the simple life and ready to run to Vegas with his knapsack full of stealin's. Girls, Jägerbombs, flannel shirts, Mephistopheles and a run for office await. But ya gotta call mom first.

Mr. H and Mr. M experience freedom with 'Bozo' the rodeo clown/astronaut. After therapy, our hero is set free from 'Lydia' the stripper to run around, live some dreams and fly into space. He soon discovers it can be quite lonely out in the Universe.

Mr. H and Mr. M have a wild night on the town in Amazing Amarillo, Tx. with local bad boy 'Wade.' There's trouble with the law, swooning ladies, hospital visits and nightclubbing. Also, methamphetamines, boner pills, booze, a goat, the CDC and breakfast at Denny's.

Mr. H and Mr. M are on the run.  Watch out for tumbleweeds and roadrunners and by all means stay away from the Mayor's daughter. Buckle up!