Pick Your Battles

Emily and Scott are about to go on summer vacation, but first they want to know - is it ok to speak up when someone turns the radio off during your favorite song? They see a little silhouetto of someone who is wrong. The second fight was a fan favorite all through season one, totaling the most submissions out of any fight. There's something in the hair tonight. Enjoy the last episode of Season 1 and see you in the Fall!

The first battle is sure to leave some streaks as the couple discusses where the toilet paper roll should go. The second tussle sheds light on a rare but very real pet peeve that is sure to leave you anything but relaxed. 

Emily and Scott take a break from debating fights to take a stroll down memory lane and chat about what always made mom angry. From a broken sump pump to a fake tree chess match, the two talk about how their mothers would handle certain situations. Happy belated Mother's Day to all you badass moms out there! 

Emily has a revelation during the first battle, but eventually the two come to the same conclusion after an intense back and forth. The second half gets messy when someone thinks it's alright to use furniture as napkins. 

More fights from the listeners to discuss. The first one involves clipping toes in a common area, but doesn't take long for Emily and Scott to put a nail in the coffin on this argument. The second letter may cause some nightmares, as it focuses on bad bedtime habits that'll make you want to go "shhhh". 

Emily and Scott dive into some listener letters. One involves an open door policy that comes from a place of love, but lives in a place of Lysol. The other isn't much of a chore when it comes to choosing a winner. A couple unanimous decisions kick off the first episode.

Is that a fan next to the bed or are you just happy to see me? In the couple's last teaser episode things start to get BLOWN out of proportion. Emily is a fan of her fan, while Scott wants it gone from existence. A grudge match until the end.

How long is too long in the bathroom or does the limit not exist? Another teaser for everyone. Scott and Emily get heated about the length of time spent taking care of business. Listeners must wash hands before returning to work after this one.

Turn them off completely or leave them on no matter what? The loving couple's very first teaser episode and it is small, but mighty. Scott and Emily argue their side of the great subtitle debate.