if you hold this podcast up to your genitals then it will make you feel reeeeaaaaaaal good then it will dap you up and pump you up and get you ready to win the m'f'in X games BROTHER.

also Joey gets his emails read Clinton style, Tyler Perry remakes the Fight Club and world's first ever Pirate-Soprano-Borat-Butt-Plug impression is born and so now it exists

WE ARE OFFICIALLY THE #1 COMEDY-GOLF-NAMECOMBINING-DISEASESOLVING-CELEBRITYALMOSTFUCKING-GOVERNMENTREDEFINING-PODCAST ON ITUNES. ENJOY IT. We work through careers, jealousy, a wild celebrity run in, an idea on how to fix the government, and the true cause of Parkinsons. Brr.

This episode contains IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR SIDE CHICKS and also some VERY WEIRD BITS that DON'T MAKE SENSE

We talk too much about comedy and then I make a really good joke about Tuba Gooding Jr. which I just gave away.

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Andrew is late. We share painting stories. We discuss the Length. The growers. The showers. The manly boys. The masks. There is a Mo-Town level contract deceit. Joey goes to Hong Kong. It's like India. And the whole team is put on a spectrum by Daod which angers Angry Mark. Predictably. On a scale of one to feel... how do you?

Golf. Robot sex. Rock climbing now, apparently. This one has everything you come to this podcast for. Wit yo' cute lil grey ass. Big ole head on your shoulders silver suit wearin' ass. Get over here with that ass probin' ass.

we agree with the chinese government that there can only be one asia. we do not agree with the hijinx and danger being foist upon our meager podcast studio at the behest of a rogue absent host. we thank Vincent Chuang for being andrew. and we thank mark's anxiety for making his life fun to hear about.

Mark loses his already lost mind, our namesake Tekashi 6ix9ine goes to prizzy, and pizza turns into burritos..? Also we learn the fable of the Emperor's new clothes and the fable of Mark's old fleshlight (for men sex.) Plus an exhaustive list of Denzel movies that is very accurate. You thought we missed an episode? WE DIDN'T. WE DON'T. WE GOT YOU. BACK TO BACK. FUCK ME UP. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

Links to Tekashi videos in order of mention:

#1: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp-cQJNHQHu/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

#2: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl3aHH7Ff-Z/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet