This episode goes well with some day old Sauvy B and a full pint of yas cream. Mark moves to LA after one final showdown with the SF parking authority, Joey becomes a reality betch, Andrew gifts his identity to someone and Dauood notices a polar shift in American politics. 

Video on the Patreon: www.patreon.com/PIER69

You thought there were no sports but Nascar is still bringing the race content you needed. We discuss the latest controversy, Joey tries to catch a fish, and we realize our alter egos- Marv Smalls, Dude Namer, Jeffy Avery, and Andrew Orolfo. 

Video will be posted on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Listen up Sharks, we we want to pitch you on a once in a lifetime opportunity to capitalize on the two biggest trends of the 2020s, Supreme and tearing debris out from the folds of your inner rectum. Speaks for itself. Speaking of people that speak for themselves, Mark's mom calls in to find out if he's moving back home because his gf is BUT MARK. SPEAKS. FOR. HIMSELF. HE DOESN'T THINK HE IS AT THIS TIME. Witness podcast history. Invest in our toilet paper. Wash your hands. Shout out to Mark's mom, we love you. 

If you love us: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

slap on your VR headset and get ready for A SHOW. A show that picks up like half way through because we did 30 minutes of a Twitch broadcast with Mark's microphone off. We discuss comedian during the apocalypse and get in a fight with our only commenter. Plus some content recs for all you homebodies.

We're still figuring out how to do this remotely. It will get better. Watch us live on Mark's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marksmallslive

I'm going to Quentin Quarantino this for you. Mark thinks this virus is a conspiracy sent to kill us all or something because he read some scientific papers or something. Adjusting to podcasting on shitty mics over video conference is difficult. Mark is running out of money. Dauood is running out of jizz. We're all running out of patience. Enjoy this conference call from hell while you eat your last piece of toilet paper. 

We'll be okay. 

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Podcast video: https://youtu.be/E3q2-hebJbQ

Andrew finally sent the files. And Mark has the Coronavirus. Maybe. It might be a cold. He actually feels a lot better now. But we couldn't record this week out of safety. Please wash your hand. 

COWABUNGA I just shit my pants! What happens when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have to GROW UP?! We spend a lot of time on that movie. Plus intrepid mystery comedian "Avery" has an unfortunate experience in LA while comedian Joey Avery escapes relatively unscathed. Are the boys moving? Are they buying a house together? Are they starting to freak out? Yes. Maybe. Definitely. 

Sorry for the gap in episodes, 3 pod members recorded an episode without the 1 guy who actually gets these live and it didn't work out so good. 

Mark and Joey take the risk of visiting a high powered New York comedian's hotel room and it turns out just fine. Jared Freid joins the Pier to discuss his ascendance to glory as a Bachelor live screamer and Charcuterie critic. Also, a discussion about the ramifications of small communities unravelling and why local news anchors are so important to the future of civilized society. 

Follow Jared's story for prime Bachelor and Charcuterie content: https://www.instagram.com/jaredfreid/?hl=en

Luke Schwartz comes by to do two things and two things only. 1. Correct Joey's word choice. 2. Make tha lava lamp daaaaaance. Also what animal is your penis? (If you don't have one, your spirit penis will do). We answer ours. Dauwoooood sniffles. Mark tells gross stories. And some lady gets it on with a dolphin. Willy is free. 

Check Luke out on Bill Burr's the Ringers on Comedy Central: http://www.cc.com/shows/bill-burr-presents-the-ringers

The boys take to their home club, the legendary Punch Line San Francisco for SF Sketchfest Comedy Festival to deliver all the hot young takes Chris Hansen promised. They do a full breakdown of why Andrew went to the Philippines to get famous in America, they wonder what life would be like if Mark was the Figliati Pepperoni he yearns to be, and they discuss their close range bail on Joey's birthday.