Pill Pocket with Boris

Boris Moglevich, Chechen arms dealer turned podcaster, is back with Ian Edwards. The midterms went blue, Trump says Israel’s aid is getting cut off, and the Ukrainian subreddit has officially declared war on Boris over a three-minute history lesson. So Boris does the only reasonable thing and picks up the phone to end the war himself. Also: Stepan Bandera, a very specific restaurant in Lviv, why Boris’s grandmother’s cooking is a war crime, and Obama’s “Saddam Hussein Cheesecake Factory” line gets the architectural review it deserves.

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This week in the Pill Pocket we are joined by comedian Ian Edwards, who grew up in Jamaica, which is third world country like Chechnya, only with less filming.

First, Boris reports on Stephen Hubbard, 74-year-old English teacher from Michigan living on $300 pension in Ukraine who was taken by Russian government, and who you may recognize from somewhere else. Then Boris explains the entire history of Russia and Ukraine, from Ukrainian George Washington to Jimmy Fallon at the Oscars, and asks one simple question: if we already invaded Venezuela, why are we buying gas from Putin? Ian is then asked the question we now must ask every guest, and gives a better answer than Boris had on the sheet. Then Ian, who wakes up at 4:30 in the morning after Friday night shows to watch the Premier League, explains how Manchester City cheated for ten years and how the Sheikh who owns them ruined the last thing on earth you could trust. Boris has a few other things the Sheikh has done. Finally, Ian’s shark attack joke has 26 million views this week, and Boris has some breaking news for him from the state of Maine.

Ian Edwards’ new special is on YouTube now. Tour dates and mailing list: https://punchup.live/ianedwards/tour

Boris donated to Nova Ukraine, which sends generators and emergency supplies to hospitals and families when Russia cuts the power: https://novaukraine.org/

Boris is on Instagram and TikTok @borispillpocket. Pill Pocket with Boris is on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4vG55C0YTbliGvagVLaGBJ

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00:00 Boris welcomes Ian Edwards

Dwight is dead. Jason is not at the LA River. And Pill Pocket has its first-ever guest: Doc Willis (Bad Friends, stand-up, Amazon warehouse) stops by to announce that Soulja Boy is running for president in 2028 and that Doc is running the campaign.

Boris challenges Caleb Hammer to a boxing match, defends Logan Paul’s trip to the White House, and declares war on Ira Glass. Jason Nash is here against his will.

Episode 3 of Pill Pocket with Boris. Jason Nash was kidnapped from Jonah’s Kebab and is now a permanent member of the crew (no microphone yet). Boris reviews the Katie Miller Pod and discovers that Marco Rubio bombs countries when he hasn’t had sugar. He lists four reasons Armenia can’t be trusted with artificial intelligence, then apologizes to all of Armenia on the same episode. Dwight brings the This American Life story where Ira Glass tracked down the middle schoolers using NPR’s Spotify comments as a secret chat room, and Boris decides the downfall of Ira Glass is the beef nobody else will start. Jason brings the Frankie LaPenna vs. robot fight, which leads Boris straight to his first callout: Caleb Hammer, Financial Audit, Boris, one ham sandwich. Plus Logan Paul, Lunchly, Prime and the secret plan to bring democracy to Iran, and a Boris update on the Macklemore / Ed Sheeran / Finneas situation.

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his week, Boris looks at the Kaboom Economy. Markiplier buys 8.5% of GoPro while it trades at 60 cents, and the stock jumps 128%. So Boris calls Rachel from Charles Schwab on speaker to find out whether the Boris Effect has done the same for his drone stocks. It has not. He also asks her how to invest in ICE facilities. Dwight brings a serious story he's proud of, and Boris is sure it's about Milli Vanilli. Boris's new Hollywood manager emails Dave Portnoy about Barstool, Portnoy never writes back, and Boris becomes an investigative journalist, with help from his source, Claude. Then Boris wants his $150 million AI podcast payday, so he orders a big beautiful puff piece on the First Lady of AI. Dwight's report is not a puff piece.

Also this week: Boris's favorite Instagram pastor keeps score, and Macklemore gets kicked off Ed Sheeran's tour. Boris's verdict on Macklemore: important message, horrible megaphone. Boris has been in every war since 1940, and nothing compares to a fourth Macklemore song in a row. The episode closes with a salute to Luis J. Gomez's 9/11 rollerblade ride across the Brooklyn Bridge, and Dwight asks if Boris has ever seen a reindeer chase a cockroach.

An update on Jason Nash: he and Boris have come to an understanding.

Kaboom good or kaboom bad? Watch and find out.

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The Pill Picket theme song is God is Busy by Kultur Shock.

Boris Malevich is here, and he's not a criminal. Only a little criminal. In the first episode of Pill Pocket, Boris goes through the week's news the only way he can: badly and with total confidence. He first kidnaps Jason Nash. He then explains why investing in a gangster car wash is simply good business and takes an important phone call that looks very dire for him. Boris gives his take on the Perez Hilton drama and even goes to war with the Girls Gotta Eat podcast. Boris shares his get rich scheme for Don Lemon merch on his Anything Goes tour then breaks down the election tactics of Abdul El-Sayed. Finally, Dwight shows up with a theory about who's really getting rich off ICE in DC. It's news and business advice from a man who should not be giving either.

The Pill Picket theme song is God is Busy by Kultur Shock.

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