Pill Pocket with Boris

his week, Boris looks at the Kaboom Economy. Markiplier buys 8.5% of GoPro while it trades at 60 cents, and the stock jumps 128%. So Boris calls Rachel from Charles Schwab on speaker to find out whether the Boris Effect has done the same for his drone stocks. It has not. He also asks her how to invest in ICE facilities. Dwight brings a serious story he's proud of, and Boris is sure it's about Milli Vanilli. Boris's new Hollywood manager emails Dave Portnoy about Barstool, Portnoy never writes back, and Boris becomes an investigative journalist, with help from his source, Claude. Then Boris wants his $150 million AI podcast payday, so he orders a big beautiful puff piece on the First Lady of AI. Dwight's report is not a puff piece.

Also this week: Boris's favorite Instagram pastor keeps score, and Macklemore gets kicked off Ed Sheeran's tour. Boris's verdict on Macklemore: important message, horrible megaphone. Boris has been in every war since 1940, and nothing compares to a fourth Macklemore song in a row. The episode closes with a salute to Luis J. Gomez's 9/11 rollerblade ride across the Brooklyn Bridge, and Dwight asks if Boris has ever seen a reindeer chase a cockroach.

An update on Jason Nash: he and Boris have come to an understanding.

Kaboom good or kaboom bad? Watch and find out.

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The Pill Picket theme song is God is Busy by Kultur Shock.

Boris Malevich is here, and he's not a criminal. Only a little criminal. In the first episode of Pill Pocket, Boris goes through the week's news the only way he can: badly and with total confidence. He first kidnaps Jason Nash. He then explains why investing in a gangster car wash is simply good business and takes an important phone call that looks very dire for him. Boris gives his take on the Perez Hilton drama and even goes to war with the Girls Gotta Eat podcast. Boris shares his get rich scheme for Don Lemon merch on his Anything Goes tour then breaks down the election tactics of Abdul El-Sayed. Finally, Dwight shows up with a theory about who's really getting rich off ICE in DC. It's news and business advice from a man who should not be giving either.

The Pill Picket theme song is God is Busy by Kultur Shock.

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