Pillows on the Windows

Tucker and Carly have wrestled technical issues to the ground in order to bring you this very special 11th episode of Pillows on the Windows. Zoom in slowly on this podcast as we talk about the creepy myspace pics of Lake Mungo, the serene equestriata of The Rider, the kid-unfriendly surrealism of Rango, the insensitive word association of Rush, and the surprising prostitution of Risky Business. And SPY KIDS IN THE FUTURE?!?

Are all movie descriptions the same? We solve this and other human riddles by talking about: the Dune trailer's giant wurm, Fight Club's fun toxicity, The Lost City of Zed's pretty kids, Mulan's beef, pork, and chicken, and Logan Lucky's outstanding use of Katie Holmes.

Close your eyes, go to sleep. Listen to a podcast about dreams you little bleep. It's the only way to hear Carly and Tucker cover important dreamlike topics such as: Jack Black's role in the King Kong remake, End of Evangelion's easily understandable woman choking, The Wicker Man's theft of imagery from Midsommar, The Cell's hair horns, and Kevin Smith.

With Carly's Clout Score in question and Tucker's urge to have evil children tempered only slightly, the Pillows on the Windows team reconvenes to talk about: the god-Dammoned plotting of Ocean's 12, the fly lords of Boy's State, the terrible but speedy family politics of Williams, the straight as an arrow action of We Need to Talk About Kevin, and Girlhood, which is poorly reviewed but not in the way you think. Also Tucker yells at Carly about Girls Trip because 2020 keeps on providing good feelings.

Carly and Tucker start with a showstopper this week: RECASTING OCEAN'S 11 FOR 2020. That's right, you won't BELIEVE who they chose to portray Basher, Don Cheadle's classic British explosives expert! Then they talk about the movie itself, which is about rich people being angry at other rich people for being rich! Carly talks about the contentious coffee of White Material and the creepy zoomies of Host, and Tucker barely makes it through The Firm and some documentary about some guy. But then: is Sorry to Bother You good?!? You'll have to fire up Fandango Now! and check it out for yourself!

Against Carly's wishes I have uploaded BOTH of our audio tracks this week! That means you can hear our full conversations about: the final Blair Witch movie and its itchy feets, the dangerous teens of Assassination Nation, the genuine fatalities of Senna, the creeping dread and fleeting threads of She Dies Tomorrow, and Bound! Bound, by the makers of Sense8 and Jupiter Ascending! Bound!

Carly and Tucker share an owl together while discussing Book of Shadows' surly girlies, Frozen's great Broadway numbers, Mommy's big shorts, Relic's demented Asterisms, Ratatouille's mysterious parent company, Queen of Earth's great awesome goodness, and Hanna's extremely late title card. No Tom Hanks mentions this week :(

Carly and Tucker return to civilization to talk about The Blair Witch Project, which is a scary movie about people arguing about nothing! Speaking of which, they also talk about the pretty wood grain of First Cow, the over Adamification of Vice, the good little doggies of Wendy and Lucy, and Tom Hanks movies why not for once! Also Red Roads and Krisha but I don't have fun text for those!

Carly and Tucker put the pillows back up to talk about Flower's book smarts, Cloud Atlas' shifting scale of quality, Slither's strange last names, Under the Skin's Radiohead vibes, and The Truman Show's dark reflection of the human spirit. Have you heard of Glow by the way?