Piloting the Pilots

Piloting the Pilots

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Piloting the Pilots episodes

  • Flight 082 ~Vampires
    What’s up, bloodsuckas!
    This week, Erin and Cameron endure about a quarter of an hour of the show they said they were going to do, before bailing to more tweenish pastures. They discuss pit stains, blood sex, and why forests are the worst.
    Enjoy!
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    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    Pilot: "Good ev-en-ing, boo, bu, ba! This is your captain speaking. Do you like scary movies? Have a nice flight, Baby Yoda!"
    1 hr 5 min
  • Flight 081 The Thing (In-Flight Movie)
    Welcome to Antarctica!
    This week, Erin and Cameron revisit one of their favorite films. They gush over its superlative soundtrack and acting, discuss movies that scarred them, and read a demonic confession from IMDb.
    Enjoy!
    Contact
    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    Pilot: “Good evening! This is Captain speaking. Why don;t we just wait here for a little while, see what happens. Have a nice flight, Baby Yodaaaaaaa!”
    1 hr 3 min
  • Flight 080 Ares
    Welcome to the Society!
    Erin and Cameron know you all “disappear well enough,” but could you disappear enough into a Dutch secret society (i.e. student association)? Join them as they discuss The Hermit Triad, disambiguate “Artsy” from “European,” and explain how Ares is a lot like the Disney Pixar film Up.
    Enjoy!
    Contact
    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    Pilot: “Good evening! This is Captain Baby Yoda speaking. We all go a little mad sometimes. Have a nice flight! Love you!”
    1 hr 4 min
  • Flight 079 Resident Evil Infinite Darkness
    Greetings, Ghouls!
    Once again, Erin and Cameron brave the dark world of zombies with the Netflix animated show RESIDENT EVIL: INFINITE DARKNESS. They discuss impractical hairstyles, test themselves to see if they would survive, and ruminate on the most horrific place on earth...Hilton Head Island.
    Enjoy!
    Contact
    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    53 min
  • Flight 078 Monster Hunter: Legends of the Guild (In-Flight Movie)
    What's up, you beasts!
    This week, Erin and Cameron finally watch Monster Hunter...just not the one they wanted to do. Instead, they watched, uh, whatever this is. They talk about its Shrekian animation style, smelling monster scat, and "real life" cryptids.
    Enjoy!
    Contact
    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    Pilot: "Good evening, Poops! Wolfman's got nards! Have a nice flight, poop. Love you! Bye!"
    56 min
  • Flight 076 Evil
    We’re back!
    This week, Erin and Cam get entrenched the streaming wars, catch you up on some of things they’ve been watching, and debate what exactly makes a three star show.
    Enjoy!
    Contact
    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    Pilot: “Good morning, passengers. Get vaccinated, you knuckleheads. Have a nice flight! Love you”
    1 hr 11 min
  • Flight 075 Ragnarok
    Hei venner!
    This week, Erin and Cam know just enough to get themselves into trouble. They discuss Sweet Baby Thor, bad superhero tropes, and ask, “is it weird or just Norwegian?”
    Enjoy!
    Contact
    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    Pilot: “Good evening, Baby Yoda! This is your Baby Yoda speaking. I’m gonna Ragnarok your world. Love you, Baby Yoda. Have a nice flight. Poop.”
    56 min
  • Flight 074 Grey's Anatomy
    What’s up, docs?
    This week, Erin and Cam discuss all your favorites: Dr. Hair, Dr. Douche, and Dr Dull. We talk about the unprofessional atmosphere, their ample gossip time, and setting aside a moment -- for porn.
    Enjoy!
    Contact
    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    Pilot: “Good afternoon, passengers! This is your Baby Yoda speaking. I wish TV doctors took an oath to do know harm, then I could stop watching this trash! Love you, Baby Yoda. Have a nice flight.”
    59 min
  • Flight 073 Zoo
    Rawr, animals
    This week, Erin and Cam travel the globe to discover the mystery of zombie lions and why the show Zoo doesn’t appear to be about them. They also discuss real life animal attacks, a lot about hybrids, James Patterson as a modern day Shakespeare.
    Enjoy!
    Contact
    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    Pilot: “Good afternoon, passengers! Don't be concerned by the hybrid zombie lions pacing the aisle. They will only attack if you annoy me. Love you. Have a nice flight”
    57 min
  • Flight 072 Titans
    Hey heroes!
    Get your lozenges, because here we are, again, with another superhero property with MBO Max’s misguided effort: Titans. Cam and Erin discuss Detroit PDs hatred of children, defend math, and bemoan the show’s dearth of Dick butt.
    Enjoy!
    Contact
    Twitter -- @pilotpilots
    Pilot: “Good afternoon, passengers! All the good superheros say f*ck. Have a nice flight. Love you, Baby Yoda.”
    1 hr 2 min

About Piloting the Pilots

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Ambivalent television viewers, Erin and Cam, soar the small screen skies for the best, and worst, television pilots.