In episode five, the guys discuss...

Patrick almost dying from tick bite complications,

A business idea that makes you look better on dates,

And a caller matching with her 6th grade math teacher on tinder.

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In episode four, the guys discuss...

Big Al's recent trip to the hospital,

Guinea pigs dying in hilarious fashion,

If Blue Man Group is worth the years of therapy,

And how foosball compares to heroin.

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In episode three...

The show gets a South African correspondent,

A caller is one date away from being brain dead,

Patrick gets a chick's number,

A soccer team prays for Bob,

And your ears are blessed with a certified latin banger.

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In episode three...

We introduce our South African correspondent,

A poor kid risks his head for head,

Patrick gets a chick's number,

A soccer team prays for Bob,

And your ears are blessed with a certified latin banger.

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In episode two...

The show gets a theme song,

Bill Gates is single,

Terror attacks kill the mood,

And the guys share their most simp date stories.

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In the first ever episode...

Murder goes down in the DMs,

Pegging gets a rebrand after it ruined Bob's childhood,

Stupid people are banned from saying the word NFT,

And the definitive answer on whether or not Patrick turns up.

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