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“What are Disney and Apple doing with all that money?”

What happens if you’re stuck in space with the person you just dumped? Matt Damon, Dracula, Hoth, and instant messenger! Christy is the kind of monster who uses the word “metatextual” in casual conversation! Lee might be going on intergalactic adventures with his ex! We get side-tracked into 1960’s sci-fi movies! All that and more in this episode of Pine Reads Pod Reviews!

"This is the kind of book that makes optimism feel realistic."

Where in the world is our  Takumi? Fan fiction, hot dogs, deep sighs, and bed sharing! Christy has some questionable eating habits! Matty's twenties won't start until twenty-five! We pine over a fictional kindergarten teacher! All that and more in this episode of Pine Reads Pod Reviews!

"This is the kind of book that makes optimism feel realistic."

Where in the world is our  Takumi? Fan fiction, hot dogs, deep sighs, and bed sharing! Christy has some questionable eating habits! Matty's twenties won't start until twenty-five! We pine over a fictional kindergarten teacher! All that and more in this episode of Pine Reads Pod Reviews!

"Please stop sleeping with your roommates!"

Does high school ever really end? Phineas & Ferb, Zac Efron, the ace representation we've beeen waiting for, Pokemon, and the neverending drama of other people's relationships. Christy drags her friend! Matty finally gets to read the book they've been waiting for! We agree that college is nothing like Pitch Perfect! All that and more in this episode of Pine Reads Pod Reviews!

"Please stop sleeping with your roommates!"

Does high school ever really end? Phineas & Ferb, Zac Efron, the ace representation we've beeen waiting for, Pokemon, and the neverending drama of other people's relationships. Christy drags her friend! Matty finally gets to read the book they've been waiting for! We agree that college is nothing like Pitch Perfect! All that and more in this episode of Pine Reads Pod Reviews!

"All I wanted was no love triangles, and instead I got two."

Is this our most negative review ever? Probably. Inconsistent audio quality, pop culture references, bad bi rep, gatekeeping, and oh so very much fanfiction! Christy (unsurprisingly) has strong feelings about Harry Potter ships! Matty adopts a character who has been wronged too thoroughly! Julian is censored by Amazon! All three of us are very gay and very mad! All that and more in this episode of Pine Reads Pod Reviews!

“I did not cry, but only because I am a stone cold, emotionless rock.”

Why did no one tell us we were gay? Callout posts, Infinity War tears (but not spoilers), the merits of an unplanned sequel, and problems with bisexual representation. Christy reveals a shameful secret! Matty listens to musicals instead of watching movies! Julian makes his cohosts cry! All three of us tell our coming out stories! All that and more in this episode of Pine Reads Pod Reviews!

"Never trust a Book 1 love interest."

Do people pay taxes in YA dystopias? Fairytales, debatable magic, Abraham Lincoln birthmarks, and peeling people like grapes! Christy thinks all lit majors are pedants, herself included! Cheyenne has questions about Doctor Who! We're still grossed out by the premise of this book! All that and more in this episode of Pine Reads Pod Reviews!

"Recycle your bottles and your cans and your paper goods. Please don't recycle your relatives."

When will we ever know peace again on this abominable Earth? Gordon Ramsay, emotional trauma, human flaying, and skin books! Christy challenges a flap-copy writer to a brawl! Cheyenne wants to be turned into a record when she dies! We go down a deep rabitt hole of skin book questions from which we will never emerge! All that and more in this episode of Pine Reads Pod Reviews!