Mary Payne and Erin talk about the latest episode of 90 Day UK (s1e10) “I've Made A Massive MIstake." Christine argues with Shaun's mom, which we are cheated out of seeing on camera. Sam delivers bad news to Pat, who desperately tries to show us how "young at heart" she still is. Emma is shocked when Hossein answers his phone during their depressing wedding ceremony. Richard gets dumped. (YAY!) And Bridie & Host have disappeared from our TV screens altogether. (Chit chat ends around 18:05.)

Mary Payne and Erin talk about the latest episode of Love During Lockup (s2e3) “Til Death Do Us Part” where not much happens but it’s still amazing. Melissa flashes her boobs, Emily smile talks to a guy named Smoke, Jessica pretends to buy a house, Chelsea gets bamboozled, Tai sits on someone’s grave, and Justine gets ready for her jailhouse wedding. Also, in this episode, Mary Payne reads a DM from a guy on NextDoor and Erin tells us about riding a shopping cart scooter in Pennsylvania.

Mary Payne & Erin discuss Indian Matchmaking, a show we've been covering for two seasons on Patreon, yet still cannot pronounce anything even remotely correctly. Want more content? Go to Patreon.com to join Pink Shade Bunkies on Patreon for our bonus shows every week.

On this week’s episode of LDLU “Secret Prison Wedding” (s2e2 or s4e24?) we meet 2 new couples! We meet Jessica (44) and Dustin (27). She quit her prison nursing job to date him so we have ZERO hopes of this succeeding. We also meet Mark and Sincer-a, who MP cannot and will not pronounce. Mark is a software engineer and has no idea how to function as a human. Good Luck Mark! We follow up with Justine, who is planning to marry Montanta Millz in prison. Their wedding announcement to the family doesn’t go well. We feel for Melissa, who is pining after hot Louie from high school, even though he’s in prison. She’s a total stage 5 clinger but we want her to find love! This week Chelsea’s prison bae may/may not have had a stroke but she’s never going to “hear” from him again. Finally, there’s Tai. She finds out that Hottie is also engaged to Boston and cries about her arms in a wedding dress.

Erin & Mary Payne recap episode 9 of 90 Day Fiance: UK, "I Will Get That Ring!" (Discovery+). Calum & Marvin follow their fairytale all the way to a Christmas castle, which is getting Erin very hyped for Hallmark holiday movies. Sean asks Victoria if she will make miso soup for them until their dying days, but Victoria wonders where Sean gets enough money to even make one bowl of soup? Emma flies to Turkey, where she can enjoy being sexually rejected by Hossein in person. And Kadie asks Grandma Liz to learn Spanish with her. Spoiler: It does not pan out well - but we still love them!

Erin is back just in time to break down the third part of the RHOBH reunion. Well, we can’t be Team Kathy and we can’t be Team Rinna… so we are team Garcelle and Sutton. We heard about Druncle’s sex life and her earrings, etc. We forgot Crystal was there. And, we saw Kathy Hilton not understand that it’s easy to delete texts off your phone and Rinna murmur things like “that’s sad, Kathy” and “we’re gonna get blamed for this." We hope Kyle and Kathy work it out, we hope Rinna is put on pause, and we hope Denise and Camille come back.

Mary Payne and guest host Amye Archer talk about Inmate to RoomMate (s1, e5). Poor Bill is having his toilet paper and ice rationed in the Sharna House of Horrors. Sandra (roommate) takes Nick (inmate) on some errands and they revisit the Chick-Fil-A where he OD’d. Good times! Want more content? Join Pink Shade Bunkies on Patreon!

Erin is out this week, so MP is joined by Kimberly of A Date With Dateline to talk about s1, e8 of 90 Day UK. In the words of Marvin, we also need Calum to calm down. He seems desperate for a ring and it’s not a cute look! Pat tells Sam she owns a yacht in Greece and to that we say “OK, Pat, sure you do…” Victoria is shocked yet again when Sean is caught lying and it would be more shocking at this point if he was telling the truth. Shaun comes clean about his finances and Christine is NOT HAPPY.

Erin is out so MP is chatting with Keisha of The Libra Lounge with Keisha about Love During Lockup! Since we cannot understand WeTV’s numbering of episodes, let’s call it Season 2, episode 1! We have an almost all new cast! We meet Justine, who’s going to marry Mikey. Mikey is a rapper named Montana Millz who had a song called Sell Drugz and he is in jail for… selling drugz. A lot of drugz. We meet Emily who is dating Dauri. She took his stimulus checks to buy herself a ring and wants to be a criminal defense attorney. We also meet another Oreo haired lady and her name is Chelsea. She looks a lot like the other Oreo haired chick, Haley, and they are both housekeepers. Chelsea is deaf and makes terrible life decisions (according to Brenda on the internet). We meet Melissa, who is a Jersey girl pining after a high school crush who is serving 10 years for armed robbery with a butcher knife. And then there’s Tai. Tai gets engaged to Hottie and finally gets her #FreeDuffel sweatshirt but her one true love is still BB (and about 5 others). It’s gonna be a great season!

Erin is taking a break so Mary Payne chats with Producer Ingrid about the RHOBH reunion part 2. Well, Rinna dared Andy to put her on pause and we say DO IT DO IT DO IT! Crystal tried to make a good point, but it’s too late because she’s been deemed a liar. Garcelle does not get the respect she deserves and we can’t wait to see what’s coming for Erika next week. Oh, and Kathy Hilton is going to hand Rinna her ass and we can’t WAIT! Stay tuned to the end for some piping hot tea!