A talking puppet determined to prove his father’s hair will be real learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark. 

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       

Sponsored by: The People's Democratic Republic Against Dan Raymond 

Credits:      

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Parrot, Acquaintance 3 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Acquaintance 2 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Crow, Dan Raymond, Roommate 1, Lamp-Wick, Dairy Farmer, Pedestrian 4, Acquaintance 1 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Owl, Beach Goer 2, Pedestrian 1, Sandwhich Staker, Daysk Haybel-Shoofel, Alidoro, Announcer 3 

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Talking Cricket, Fox, Pigeon, Beach Goer 3, Fisherman, Pedestrian 3, Egg Counter, Little Man 

Susan Day – Cat, Fairy Maiden, Beach Goer 1, Roommate 2, Pedestrian 2, Dormouse