This week on the Pints of the Round Table Bigfoot special: Terah learns to read... kinda, and she describes Johnny's junk pretty accurately. Monte nearly poops his pants much to the delight of Terah's kooter which loves to play with poo. And Johnny just refuses to believe in Bigfoot despite glaring pubic hair evidence! With the possibility of training a tactical Samsquatch army to fight off terrorists, the 95% of the podcast that isn't accurate sure is entertaining!

On mic burp count: 2 and still no sign of Josh.

Thanks, love and CORVID-19 protection vibes to our supporters and listeners, and may you have all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer that you could ever need.

Stanley Neace the bad egg, Nathaniel Robertson the mayo man, and Noor Hussein who just wanted some goat.

Lister notes: This was recorded in two different sessions

Lets just say this isn't a pot of gold. It is however fully fan funded. We love all you.

Are you a survivalist? Neither are we but we did find a different kind of guide. Something to help with those a little less living.  Also we open up a bit more mail we received from our V-day episode.

Necrophilia and other bed time stories. Like how Bigfoot and Reddit lead Monte to date with a pimp. We cover a few necrophiliacs in this episode before we get into the diary and field guide on next weeks episode.