Piss-Poor Cinema with Matt and Jake

Episode 3 is out Sunday Feb 20 and it'll rock your goddamn world!

I buggered-up the audio! Yes, that is correct! Without the masterful work of our resident Editor Eric Liano, I took it upon myself to do the final mastering and proceeded to lose all original files, corrupting everything besides this abomination you hear before you! 

Dear listeners please do keep in mind that I did everything I could to resurrect this leviathan of an hour-long episode; but alas it was not to BE! 

Keep in mind that this shall never happen again as we have taken it upon ourselves to ensure that a strict recording and editing structure shall be adhered to henceforth for your listening pleasure! 

All this pish-posh aside, this week's episode is quite stellar if I do say so myself, I was able to salvage it all - rough as it sounds and I now present to you our long-winded spiel on 1987's Jane and the Lost City! 

Enjoy! 

Over 14 Months of planning, plodding, persistent procrastination and profound perseverance has finally brought us here, to the release of the FIRST EVER EPISODE of Piss-Poor Cinema! Join us as we submerge into the ripely delusional world of 1936's 'Reefer Madness'

Episode 1 represents a look at an early PP-Cinema before the glory and perfect simplicity of our proceeding episodes' incomparable formula was established. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) it is a masterful glimpse into simpler times of where new and exciting ideas lie in wait, ready to burst forth into the public consciousness! 

COWABUNGA DUDE!

SPECIAL THANKS goes to our noble warrior of the airwaves, that majestic, ethereal creature we all know, love and adore: Eric Liano! For without HIM, we would be nothing save fearful wraith-like audio-files careening blindly through the empty passageways of your skull. 

Brace yourselves, Episode 1 Climaxes This Week!