Simon and Tom are joined by special guest, Grandmaster Hank Pancake.

Semi Final action in the Ham & Eggs Cup!

Join the Chimps as they celebrate Crisp Awareness Week!

Quarter Final action in the Ham & Eggs Cup!

Tom delivers some hard truths.

Tom delivers an excerpt from the highly unauthorised biography of Andy Townsend.

The Chimps continue the Ham & Eggs Cup with the second round of group stage action, PLUS the 1st batch of knockout round contests.

Tom and Simon provide an in-field report from HUB Festival.

Simon gives an update on his harrowing time at everybody's favourite bar, Craig's.

Tom receives some exciting news about his valve.

Simon tells a story about everybody's favourite bar, Craig's.

The Chimps celebrate the return of the Ham & Eggs Cup! Join us for some high octane group stage action!

Tom uncovers some new flash fiction written by a literary great.

Simon and Tom discuss the neurokinetics

Tom tries to deal with some new legal soggies

Simon and Tom receive some news from the Fruit Advisory Board.

Tom receives some dire legal news.

Tom receives yet more devastating mail about Dr Bubbles...

Tom receives further distressing mail.

Conspiracies are investigated.

Tom receives more dire news in the mail.

Simon grapples with the possibilities of a 'liquid mirror'