Pitch Guys

The Pitch Guys take a virtual trip to the outback to watch Crocodile Dundee in their most hilarious movie night episode to date. Topics discussed include the many dangers of the Australian Outback, those pesky "Kangies" and why they aren't as cool as deer, the pros and cons of naming your child "Donk" and so much more!

Take a moment right now and close your eyes. Think back to January 1st of last year -New Years Day 2020 - We all looked forward to the brightest and most promising year of our lives full of hope, eternal optimism, and endless joy. And not to say that there weren’t highlights for all of us, but 2020 will be remembered by all of us for being a year of unprecedented challenges during a global pandemic. So join us in the Pitch Palace right now as we discuss the year’s top stories and share some laughs over a Zoom call.

With Trevor and his wife’s due date fast approaching, experienced parents Al and Derek throw some mostly useless tips and pitches for new parenthood at Trevor. In a surprise turn of events the baby arrives during the episode and Trevor discusses the experience of becoming a father for the first time. Listen to this hilarious new episode nominated for 42 “Podies” including “Best use of Colour in an Audio Podcast”and “Best Conversation about Cutting the Cord”.

Another spooky Hallowe’en has come and gone but that doesn’t necessarily mean that all of our fears vanish with it. In this episode, the Pitch Guys talk about facing those everyday fears and phobias that haunt all of us. Some of us are afraid of heights, while others are deathly terrified of mimes - or commitment. Whatever your fear may be, the Pitch Guys are here to help you face it in this frighteningly funny new episode.

Watch the 1995 horror classic, Village of the Damned, directed by John Carpenter and starring Christopher Reeve, Kirstie Alley, and Mark Hamill, with the Pitch Guys. It's our very special Hallowe'en edition!

The Pitch Guys unravel the mysteries of time travel and discuss practical uses, ramifications, and other useless s#%t in this laugh-out-loud new episode. Topics include great time travel movies, the science of time travel, the grandfather paradox, the butterfly effect, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, time travel tourism, rules, and much much more!

The Pitch Guys discuss the apocalypse, how it might all end, and how they will overcome the total annihilation of the planet Earth in this spectacularly funny new episode.

The Pitch Guys dig deep into the toy boxes of their childhoods in this raucous and hilarious episode. Pitches for action figures, outdoor toys, video games, Lego, Nerf Guns, toy weapons, and much much more!

Grab a giant turkey leg and a churro and hop on board the Pitch Guys roller coaster as they pitch their zany ideas to improve amusement parks. Magic mornings, line-ups, security, new themes, ride ideas, food, accommodations, souvenirs, rules, and so much more!

The Pitch Guys' wives have made a list of their husbands' most annoying habits. From Derek's washing animal carcasses in the family bathtub to Alan leaving his socks in every room in the house to Trevor clipping his toenails wherever he damn well pleases, the Pitch Guys convene to solve these problems and figure out how to annoy their wives less frequently. This episode includes a bonus section on everything that Derek does to annoy the other Pitch Guys.