Shhh -- Adam and David are bringing the volume down. They discuss which candy bars they'd recruit for a heist and their great ideas for "mystery" podcasts (a la Serial and Missing Richard Simmons). Then David attempts to save the education industry by suggesting some explosive new ideas for universities. This episode is brought to you by the Fuckbed by Sealy and Jews.

In this episode, Adam and David Pitch 5(tm) Objectivist hero names. David pitches animated films for the alt-right. And in our "Wrestlemania edition", Adam takes the layman through the colourful world of sports entertainment, a roped-off analogue for the political world we live in today, and workshops his version of an HBO-style wrestling series. Plus: which wrestlers should Emperor Fuckface appoint to his cabinet? This episode is brought to you by sand and Qlipce.

In the second episode of Pitchface, Adam and David discuss the return of the Nokia 3310 and Pitch 5(tm) old pieces of tech that should return and have tie-in movies released alongside them. In a scorching Pitch Challenge, we learn what brand-new episodes of Columbo and The Golden Girls would be like. Finally, Adam pitches his app/service, Simpletrade. This episode of Pitchface is sponsored by Bayswater and The Thinger.

Ideas are worth nothing until you pitch them. Adam Wajnberg and David Blumenstein will convince you that theirs are worth slightly more than that. Fix your tie. Check your breath. Put on your Pitchface. In the first episode: meet your hosts. Space powers. Plans for how the media should tackle Donald Trump. Which action star would play your penis in a movie? The Marvel/DC HBO series to end all. Plus: Natalie Portman and Gordon Shumway. This episode is brought to you by plopl.box and bats.