Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

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Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique episodes

  • Bitchen in the Kitchen!

    We are bitchen in Amelia's kitchen this week, showing you a recipe for a delicious broccoli soup for people like Pitney who don't even LIKE broccoli! It's fresh, it's vegan, and it's got the NOOCH! (And yes, I said SHOWING. visit our YouTube channel to see the video version of this episode!)

    Soup recipe: https://rainbowplantlife.com/vegan-broccoli-soup/

    YouTube video: https://youtu.be/K8_VkvW3Zbc

    No regular coven meeting this week, but there's a video you may want to check out. We did a tarot reading to get some insight on how the resistance movement is doing and what challenges are coming up.

    Links for the tarot video available on our blog: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/tarot-reading-focusing-our-activism

    Promo: Family Plot https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot

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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven #cooking #veganrecipes #foodie #nooch

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 15 min
  • Eight Pound Puppies

    They say the human head weighs eight pounds. Find out in this episode what else does.

    We are back from our month long hiatus and we've got a lot to talk about! Family crap, medical crap, political crap… you name it, we crap on it. And then after the coven meeting, we get happy again with the Good Good Goods!

    Coven meeting notes:

    Get Inspired – Remember to Chill Take Action – Fire in the Belly Touch Grass – Evidence of Creation Reflect & Journal - The Temperance Card

    MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/bloomin-awesome

    Promos:

    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ Jane Nightshade https://janenightshade.com/

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #breastcancer #lumpectomy #oncoplasticlumpectomy

    #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 22 min
  • Whistle Dixie!

    Amelia explains why not paying your taxes is a stupid protest. We discuss cutting MAGA family out of our lives. Pitney saw a hot mess in the street. Plus Good Good Goods and a special announcement.

    Coven meeting notes:

    Get Inspired - Doing Hard Things Take Action - Time to Mobilize Touch Grass - Be the Weed Reflect & Journal - The Judgement Card

    MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/doing-the-hard-things

    Promo: Brew Crime Podcast https://brewcrime.com/

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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven #TaxTime #MAGA #protest

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 20 min
  • Noocho Libre

    Guess which one of us is going vegetarian... you'll be surprised!

    Coven meeting notes:

    The Wheel – Happy Ostara! Get Inspired – What's Next? Take Action – Say the Thing Touch Grass – Dirty Talk Reflect & Journal – The World

    MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/saying-yes

    Promo: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A

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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at [email protected]!

    Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique !

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven #nutritionalyeast #nooch #liquidaminos #vegetarian

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 15 min
  • Schroedinger's Boob

    Keeping it real the only way we know how... to take our personal drama and laugh at it. (A tiny Content Warning for attempted unaliving.)

    And this week, Good Good Goods is back!

    Coven meeting notes:

    Get Inspired – The Whirlpool of Despair

    Take Action – Harass your Congressfolk!

    Touch Grass – Nox Your Socks Off!

    Reflect & Journal – The Hermit

    MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/spring-is-almost-here

    Promo:

    A Little Wicked https://linktr.ee/alittlewicked

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at [email protected]!

    Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right!

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven #BreastCancer #CrisisHotline

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 7 min
  • Elon & The Funyun Bunch

    It's giving DOGE, it's giving mass firings, it's giving "fork in the road," it's giving trauma, it's giving a first-hand account of what the hell is going on in the US federal workforce in the first four weeks of Trump 2: The Dumbest Dictator.

    Too angry to give the Good Good Goods this week, but we did suggest some ways to tell Washington DC what you think! Power to the people, baby!!

    Coven meeting notes:

    Get Inspired – Focus, People!

    Take Action – Your Money is Mighty

    Touch Grass – Signs of Spring

    Reflect & Journal – The Magician

    MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:; https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/power-to-the-people

    Promos:

    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at [email protected]!

    Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven #elonmusk #funyuns

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 14 min
  • Hawk Two Three Four

    Amelia asks Pitney about a couple sexual "trends" she doesn't understand to see if he has experienced either one. Namely, being choked, and spittin' on that thang. And also the other thang.

    Plus, Amelia busts out her Yoda voice, and we give you a round of the Good Good Goods!

    Coven meeting notes:

    Wheel of the Year - It's Imbolc!

    Get Inspired – Big Things in Tiny Packages

    Take Action – Small Acts of Protection

    Touch Grass – Teeny Little Onions

    Reflect & Journal – The Element of Air

    MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/little-big-things

    Promo: Twisted and Uncorked https://www.twistedanduncorked.com/

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at [email protected]!

    Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 14 min
  • Acting Like Adults

    What starts as a discussion inspired by panties eventually turns tarot. And another round of Good Good Good!

    But first, coven meeting number three!

    Coven Meeting Agenda:

    • Get Inspired - Discovering Your Power
    • Take Action - One Heart at a Time
    • Touch Grass - Offer Yourself an Orange
    • Reflections and Journaling - Taming Your Fears

    MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-fire-inside

    Promos: Horrifying History https://horrifying-history-shop.fourthwall.com/en-usd/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at [email protected]!

    Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 33 min
  • Obnoxiously Joyous

    In this episode, you'll hear about silky radio voices, reboots of old anime, how Amelia's foster dog handled firework noise, bracing ourselves for the inauguration, and being obnoxiously joyous in the face of bigotry.

    Coven Meeting Agenda:

    • Get Inspired - Looking Failure in the Face
    • Take Action - The Mother of Invention
    • Touch Grass - Honoring the Moon
    • Reflections and Journaling - Working Through Murk

    MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/looking-failure-right-in-the-face

    Promo: Chick Lit https://linktr.ee/chicklit

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints?

    Write to us at [email protected]!

    Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right!

    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven #

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 6 min
  • Sage Against the Machine

    It's time to kick off the Year of Personal Power! Find out what it means, how it will work, and how you are in charge of your experience of it. NO PRESSURE!

    Learn about:

    • Following the Wheel of the Year - Yule
    • Get Inspired - Being in "The Moment"
    • Get Active - Preparing for Emergencies
    • Touch Grass - What is Winter, Really?
    • Reflections and Journaling - Your Identity and Place in the World Around You

    MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-year-of-personal-power-welcome-to-the-coven

    Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/ And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!) https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique

    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

    #YearOfPersonalPower #SageAgainstTheMachine #VirtualCoven

    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 hr 14 min

About Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

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Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday.