Welcome to the Pixelated Porch Podcast! On the Porch today we talk about Christmas ! We love Christmas so much we talk about our favorite holiday memories, gifts and wish you a very Merry Holiday Season! From the Porch to wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts !
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas Podcast. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."-(edited)- Clark Griswald, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989.