Pixelated Sausage - Attack the Backlog

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc jumps, wall runs, and falls to their death--wait, that's not how it happened--in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, a game about shooting zombies, wait, that’s not what it’s about; a game about driving fast cars, wait, that’s not what it’s about; a game about farming and falling in love, wait, that’s not what it’s about either. Hold on, now I remember, it’s a game about sand, hacking and slashing enemies made of sand, and solving puzzles that may or may not have anything to do with sand. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time originally came out for Game Boy Advance, apparently, on October 28th, 2003, and made its way to PS2, PC, Xbox, and GameCube later that year between the months of November and December. Anyway, something-something time-stopping with sand-droppings, cheers and enjoy the show!

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc hears nothing, wishes they could see nothing, and hates everything that has to do with The Quiet Man, a game about some emo boy who can't hear that answers yes to the question, "Is it really that bad?" The Quiet Man originally came out on November 1st, 2018 for PC and PS4 and one-hundred percent shouldn't be played by anyone. If you want to consume something called The Quiet Man, watch The Quiet Man starring John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara; it's much better. Anyway, something-something I've literally wasted my life, the least you could do is spare me a bit of your time, cheers and enjoy the show!

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc makes with the punches, eats demon's lunches, shoots fools in bunches, and stomps 'em until they hear crunches as they make their way through hell and back in Doom (2016), the soft reboot of the first-person shooter series all about shooting demons in the face while kick-ass metal music plays in the background. Doom (2016) originally came out on May 16th, 2016 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One, followed by a Switch release a year later on November 10th, 2017. Anyway, something-something Doom, here comes the Doom, ready or not, I finally like a game say what(?!)... cheers and enjoy the show!

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots, slashes, and friendly fires their way through space and more in Halo 2, a game they played from start to finish with their father, a father who constantly berated them while playing, making sure it was known just how much he hated the entire experience. Halo 2 originally came out on November 4th, 2004, for Xbox, just Xbox, the original Xbox, not Xbox One; though, for a time, you could have called it the Xbox 1, but then Microsoft had to go and release a new console that’s now an old console called Xbox One and ruin everything. In addition to releasing on Xbox 1, but not Xbox One, Halo 2 did eventually make its way to PC as a Windows Vista exclusive on May 31st, 2007, and was rereleased in a remastered form, aptly referred to as Halo 2 Anniversary, as part of the Master Chief Collection on November 11th, 2014 for Xbox One, the new one, and later made its way to PC (finally) as part of the same collection on May 12, 2020. Anyway, something-something, can we please stop playing 'cause this game I be a hating, cheers and enjoy the show!

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc honks, honks, honks, and HONKS some more through the streets and backyards of Untitled Goose Game, a game where you play as a goose and annoy the shit out of everyone, yourself included. Untitled Goose Game originally came out for PC and Switch on September 20th, 2019, and later made its way to Xbox One and PlayStation 4 a few months later on December 17th, 2019. Anyway, something-something, honk, I mean, *clears throat*, honk, cheers and enjoy the show...honk!

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc swims, swims, and swims some more through the seas and oceans of Undertow, a game about undersea adventures that may sound very familiar, where your main concern is capturing points and whittling down your opponents reserves before your own reserves reach zero. Undertow originally came out for Xbox 360 on November 21st, 2007 and was given away for free to all Xbox LIVE users during the period of January 23rd to the 27th of 2008 as a make good after Xbox LIVE suffered an extended outage. It was literally the least Microsoft could do. Anyway, something-something, merry-go-round, this time, I do hope I drown, cheers and enjoy the show.

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots and stabs their way through the abandoned mall of The Last of Us: Left Behind, the standalone DLC that takes place both before and during the events of The Last of Us, as Ellie tries to find supplies in order to save Joel while also remembering a time before the events of the first game when she spent time with a good friend in the very same mall. The Last of Us: Left Behind originally came out for PS3 as DLC for The Last of Us on February 14th, 2014, and was later bundled with The Last of Us Remastered on July 29th, 2014, before being released on its own for both PS3 and PS4 on May 12th, 2015. Anyway, something-something, merry-go-round, I hope I don't drown, cheers and enjoy the show.

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc sneaks and creeps through the yards and homes of Hitman Go, a board game-like take on the video game series of the same name, bringing the puzzle-solving aspect to the forefront. Hitman Go originally came out for iOS on April 17th, 2014, and then made its way to Android a few months later, followed by eventual releases on Windows Phone (yup), Windows proper, PlayStation 4, and PlayStation Vita. Anyway, something-something, become a silent assassin and don't forget to put your mask on, cheers and enjoy the show.

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc runs through the forests and flies through the skies of Anthem, a third-person action game where you can fly like Iron Man and...you can fly like Iron Man. Anthem originally came out on February 22nd, 2019 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One, and is, in no way, related to the song, "The Anthem," by Good Charlotte; surprising, I know. Anyway, something-something, sure, the flying is cool, but the rest kind of reminds me of stool, cheers and enjoy the show.

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc walks, runs, swims, and hides in the cabins, lakes, and woods of Friday the 13th: The Game, the asymmetrical multiplayer game from Illfonic and not the NES game from Atlus; yes, that Atlus. Friday the 13th: The Game originally came out on Friday the 26th of May, 2017 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One, and later made its way to Switch on Not Friday the 13th of August, 2019, which, sadly, was just a boring old Tuesday. Anyway, something-something buggy and full of Jasons dropping, cheers and enjoy the show.

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