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  • 2000's Comedy Movies Bracket with Chips (#148)

    The boys bring on their pal Chips, talk about gyros, and do another movie bracket. Only this time it's comedies from 2000-2009. They had a real tough time with this one, but it's definitely worth waiting till the end to see who claimed to be the winner! 

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    time codes

    00:00 Welcome to another episode of Pizza Bagels

    11:05 Dan Hi’s  High Thought

    14:13 Round 1 begins

    15:36 Out Cold vs Freddy Got Fingered 

    27:56 Dude, Where’s My Car? vs. Scary Movie 2

    33:45 Road Trip vs. Eurotrip

    44:20 Superbad vs Harold and Kumar go to White Castle 

    54:55 Bubble Boy vs. Hot Rod

    01:06:42 Super Troopers vs. Dodgeball

    01:13:43 American Pie vs. Saving Silverman

    01:16:58 40-Year-Old Virgin vs. Step Brothers

    01:24:56 Round 2

    01:32:03 Round 3

    01:34:38 Finals

    01:43:32 Wrap up




    1 hr 47 min
  • Misheard Lyrics Pt. 2 (#147)

    Have you ever thought the lyrics were one way, but then realized that you misheard them and were wrong? Or have you and your friends made up your own lyrics? Well, this one's for you! The boys get together to talk about their favorites. Plus, while catching up, they talk about a blind guy at Mr. Hero's, bar owners not washing their hands, and probably the goofiest ending to our shows we've had in a while, definitely worth checking out.

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    Time Codes

    00:00 Welcome to another episode of Pizza Bagels

    11:23 traveling with food on planes, a Nat Geo knockoff

    24:18 Hasidic Jews, how do they get that curl?

    30:30 misheard lyrics

    1:04:59 wrap up  

    1 hr 16 min
  • They Have A Name For That? (#146)

    The boys talk about watching 3D movies in the theater, Costco samples, trying samples at the bar, review some comments then dive into everyday things that we all use or come across that nobody realized or stopped to think that it actually has a name for it.

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    00:00 Welcome to another episode of Pizza Bagels

    04:52 Tony’s friday the 13th 3 3d review and 3d movies

    13:30 Toy’s Costco sampling 

    22:25 YouTube comments read 

    33:46 ad read

    35:49 things you didn’t know had names 

    01:22:04 wrap up  


    1 hr 26 min
  • Ask A Gay Guy w/ Joey (#145)

    The boys bring Joey on as they dive into conversations about spam texts, dreams about peeing, farting in jars, and selling them. Then dive into questions about gay culture and Joey's personal life, and call our friend Boo for him to ask his questions!

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    00:00 Welcome to another episode of Pizza Bagels

    02:48 We got a scam text!

    05:06 Dan Hi

    10:39 Power bottoms and is it ok to say gay

    15:08 golden boys and thoughts of being bi

    26:41  stories about hooking up with straight guys

    34:39 Have the boys ever been hit on by a gay guy  

    40:16 What kind of gay guy are we?

    47:29 spooning, and when did you come out

    51:57 drag queens and kings

    55:04 coming out and using the f word

    01:00:26 Call from Boo

    01:17:36 Converting straight guys

    01:24:07 Wrapping up

    1 hr 28 min
  • 90's Comedy Movie Bracket (#144)

    Sandler vs. Carrey, Farley vs. Myers, Pizza vs tacos? The boys are all caught up in their own version of March Madness! That's right, a real who's who battling to see which Comedy from the 90's to crown a winner.  Plus, to keep with the 90's theme, Tony finds the Indian version of Forest Gump, Tom Boi gives his review of a sequel to a 90's classic, and the Boys play a game where they cannot say the word Dude. Will they succeed? Who will take the crown? And which classic will have to eat our shorts! Tune in to find out!!

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    Time Codes

    00:00 Welcome to another episode of Pizza Bagels

    04:15 Dan’s Shwama experience

    07:24:27 Tom’s Scream 7 Review

    16:23:25 Pete’s Pizza Bagels discovery

    18:08:12 Dan Hi 

    21:47:09 Indian Forest Gump?

    29:56:11 Last week for games explained

    30:48:07 Ad break

    32:50:23 Round 1 of the bracket 

    34:08 dumb and dumber vs tommy boy

    38:31 Wayne’s World vs Encino Man

    44:22 mask vs liar liar

    49:32 Mighty Ducks vs Home Alone

    55:28 Something About Mary vs Office Space

    01:01:13 Ace Ventura vs Billy Madison

    01:03:41 Austin Powers vs Happy Gilmore

    01:05:35 bathroom break

    01:08:05 Cable Guy vs Groundhog Day

    01:12:16 Round 2 

    01:15:43 Round 3

    01:26:57 Wrap up


    1 hr 31 min
  • We Nipped It In The Butt... I Mean Bud (#143)

    Have you ever used a phrase like Nip it in the butt, or Card Shark? Well, us too until we figured out we've been saying it wrong the entire time! Come join us as we go through a few others, and hopefully, we all can get it straightened out! Also, Tony and Dan surprise Tomboi with a birthday cake, then talk about adventures through Costco, Gogol Bordello, and try playing a game where we can't use movie or TV quotes. 

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    00:00 Welcome to another episode of Pizza Bagels

    07:56:02 Dans Costco adventures and Tony’s saucless tacos

    17:36:02 This week’s game explained

    19:17:27  Dan Hi, high thoughts

    24:56:07 nip it in the butt.. buddy

    28:07:28 champing at the bit

    29:42:18- old timers disease 

    31:08:12 One in the same 

    31:44:13 old wives’ tales

    36:05:24 I couldn’t care less

    37:14:08 card sharp, not shark

    39:42:21- more misheard phrases

    01:10:46:13 talking about movie quoting

    1:22:11 17 wrapping up



    1 hr 30 min
  • Bad Lip Reading Battle! (#142)

    The boys talk about what they did for valentines day, argue who would win in a team battle with 1 hunter, 5 gorillas, 50 hawks and 10,000 rats. Then they compete in lip reading and see who pays up chips towards the final punishment.

    1 hr 16 min
  • Dubby Energy Drink! 10% off your order!

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    2 min
  • #141 The Pizza Bagela Effect: We Don't Swear It's True

    Remember that time you swore 'Luke, I am your father' was the line, or that the Berenstain Bears were the Berenstien Bears? Well, get ready to question everything you thought you knew. This week, the boys go down a list of things they swear used to be true while also trying to debunk others with the Mandela Effect. Also, the boys catch up on a text from one of their fans, Tony explains his sex club adventure, and we play a little game where we try our gosh darnedest not to use any swear words. Join us and see if we succeed. 

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    Time Codes

    00:00 Welcome to another episode of Pizza Bagels

    07:47 Tony Visits a sex club

    19:00 We got a text! It’s all about HOAs

    23:00 Time to play a game! no swearing

    25:56 Mandela effect explanation

    31:08 Kazam vs Shazam: The great debate

    37:29 Berenstain Bears, the kosher ones

    40:17 Fruit of the loom, a cornucopia of confusion 

    43:01 Froot Loop vs Fruit Loops

    44:24 We’re all a little Looney Tunes

    46:12 A Tail of Two Curious Georges 

    47:55 Fabreze without the extra e, cut from the team

    51:04 The body of Cheez-It compels you

    54:48 My Bologna has a last name, which one is it?

    58:12 Break me off a piece of that Mandela Effect

    59:17 Gotta catch that tail Pokémon 

    01:00:54 Franks Red Hot, we Mandela it on everything

    01:04:04 Do not pass go, do not forget the monocle

    01:04:44 Pizza, No, I am your Bagel 

    01:09:44 Dan’s Lord of the Rings reference of the week

    01:11:42 Silence of the lines

    01:17:58 Risky Laundry Business 

    01:19:44 Won’t you mishear my lyrics 

    01:21:52 Wrap Up

    1 hr 29 min
  • #140 Groundhog Day w/ Hot Carl!

    Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, and that means 6 more weeks of Pizza Bagels!!! Hot Carl is back in full effect, hanging out with the boys and discussing their favorite and forever potato chips, then they dive into all the pros and cons of being stuck in a time loop like the movies Groundhog Day and Palm Springs. Comment and tell us the fun things you would do if you were caught in a time loop!

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    0:00 Welcome to Pizza Bagels

    01:36 Ski trip stories

    04:31 Celebrity doppleganger & Tony’s hatred for Jason Alexander 

    07:13 Shifting Geres, Richard

    09:08 Super Bowl, Super Hot Carl  

    14:00 We got a text! Top 3 Flavors of Chips

    21:21 Dan Hi’s High Thoughts

    26:48 We get stuck in a time loop. What’s next?

    31:29  Oceans 37: Tony’s Bank Heist 

    32:54 From heist to strip club memories

    40:18 Getting back to… and we end up hooking up 

    41:41 How did we get here?

    42:46 Back to fun, let's try drugs!!

    45:00 How many times can we do this?

    49:43 Peacful way to go

    52:46 Mama, I’m coming home to talk music

    56:20 Who’s the most annoying person to run into

    1:04:00 Sports Teams and Betting

    1:08:20 We’re going to pump you up in the loop

    1:10:38 Join us in the time loop, everybody

    1:13:00 Endless money, what would you do?

    1:19:00 Wrapping up this timeloop  

    1 hr 24 min

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