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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 Story teasers

00:05:09 Pizza orders through the roof to pentagon during Israel/Iran attacks

00:20:50 Washington deputy uses lasso to retrieve chainsaw-wielding man out of a pond

00:27:06 Woman marries man without his knowledge

00:31:51 Protestors unleash crickets to disrupt city council meeting

00:39:36 Scientists detect mysterious radio signals coming from below Antarctic Ice

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