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Today:
• Welcome to a #tootyourhorn Tuesday! Episode 629
• 559 is checking in during today’s round of Instant Voice Notes (IVN’s)
• Random question of the day: What is the craziest thing you've seen at someone's house?
• PK gets called out for his comments on tomatoes + will we ever get the recipe for “green salsa”?
• Denise shares her experience of getting butt naked at a Korean Spa + gets an intense scrub down called “seshin”
• From 300 feet in the air Avery in his crane checks in and plays “Match 2”
• Is there such a thing as crane sports?
• We get a photo opp we CAN’T REFUSE
• Christmas is here already !
• Top 3 things include the Artemis 1 test launch scrubbed, PSL are back + how to score $$ for getting your furbaby tattooed on your body
• Scrappy is Hannibal Lector
• 20 Questions about what Denise’s mom has in the kitchen
• Producer Elia gets bit by “Sloth”
• The K’s get uninvited from Producer Elia’s family vacations
• We’re going to find PK’s mom…in GREECE!
• Birthday shoutouts continue
• Duryan shares a typing game that helps improve your typing speed in today’s final thought. Stay alive by typing whole words for as long as you can.
• SO MUCH MORE!

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Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2nd
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Today:
• Welcome to a brand new week! Episode 628
• We listen to your IVN’s
• “Sporatical” is indeed a real word?!
• PK’s still looking for the recipe for the green taco sauce aka salsa verde
• We take your home remedy calls
• Bond, James Bond Ruiz calls in to confirm this is indeed his name
• Today’s One Random Question: What’s the story behind your name ?
• We try to find out what “Duryan” really means
• If you had five minutes to hide a paperclip in your home from a detective who has 24 hours to find it - and if they don't, you get $1 million where do you hide it?
• Diane C. from Rome, Georgia + kiddos call in to play Match 2
• SpaceX and T-Mobile team up, school district decides on spanking as last resort and we get dad vibes from a SW airline pilot + more in top 3 things
• Duryan updates us on his side hustler
• Girls night vs Boys night
• Duryan recaps his trip to Oregon
• We learn what the phrase, “cough a ralph” means
• Duryan goes MIA after playing with his wife's brother’s cornhole
• A video reaction coming up with today’s “Waking up with”
• The story of the $5 crack house parking
• Birthday shout outs are so close
• DK’s a honey
• Duryan shares how “Honey” can save you $$ Honey is a free browser extension that searches for some of the best deals on the internet.
• SO MUCH MORE!

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Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2nd
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Today:
• Happy #Friyay YAYYY ! Episode 627
• Listener Susan has a message to all you listeners; time to subscribe !!
• PK is making listeners sound like robots?!
• One of y’all enjoy eating scorpions
• We hear from our runner up in the sweetest video of the day
• Discord chat check in
• DK reads your DM’s including one story that’ll pull at your heart strings and another about a psycho ex stalking a listener!
• PK shares a story of a neighbor who tried to murder a homeowner and his wife
• Today’s one random question: What song titles do you still screw up?
• Jillian from Iowa takes “Match 2”
• Duryan asks an inappropriate question while mixing up Iowa and Utah
• Birthday shoutouts return!
• Duryan tells us how to travel for free
• SO MUCH MORE!

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Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2nd
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Today:
• Happy #ThrowbackThursday ! Episode 626
• The crew is back together! Duryan made it back from vacation
• We listen to your Instant Voice Notes (IVN’s)
• Jax wants a tattoo … of our LOGO?
• Another trip is gifted to ATLANTA! Ahexa + Mom Alicia are ATL bound
• What was PK doing in the bathroom?
• Today’s one random question: What home remedy do you swear by?
• Duryan explains why he peed on his mom in American Samoa
• PK and Duryan go back in the day in another epic round
• PK and DK’s neighbors love “Bayou Boy”
• Julie B. from Atlanta takes on Duryan for “Match 2”
• Birthday Shoutouts return … and could it get any worse?
• Its “DK and Old Balls” in the morning
• The boys attempt to complete each other's movie quotes
• PK is obsessed with Ryan of One Republic
• We learn about Duryan’s potential Russian Blue Cat + a human to cat translator in today’s final thought
• SO MUCH MORE!

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Today, we catch up with Duryan and Tony as we get ready for our huge giveaway tonight! Watch live at: pkanddk.com (link will be up by 6pm CST)

Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2nd
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Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2nd
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Today:
• First time caller leaves an IVN’s about a job that gets a bad rap
• More calls on craziest thing you’ve seen at work
• An all time favorite clip; PK's porsche blows up
• Duryan is a visionary! … kinda; Jerry’s prank gone wrong
• Beerman Kenny has an idea to get the mystery box to Atlanta
• Bug Bite Thing Insect Bite + Sting Suction Tool is what you need in your life right now
• Sometimes sweet, always sour … SCRAPPY, Duryan’s dog keeps biting DK
• Today’s one random question: Is there somebody in your life that doesn’t like you… why?
• MacGyver teaches PK how to improvise
• The Triscuit sandwich is what PK has taught TikTok
• Apples next event, a foot was found at Yellowstone + today's national holidays in top three things
• We review the movie “Vengeance” in Sunday Spoilers
• A decade later, the real tragedy of the Manti Te’o story ("Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist” tells the story of catfished football player Manti Te'o, who mourned the loss of a love he'd never met)
• PK and DK’s Point CounterPoint - An ex has a brain tumor and he’s spending so much time with her! A girlfriend of 4 years is conflicted if she should be mad, or let it go
• Duryan’s final thought - hoteltonight + MORE FUN and LAUGHS!

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Today:
• More brown recluse spider stories!
• Duryan shares another listener's visionary story
• Kevin says stamping dollars is NOT legal! “Where’s George.com”
• DK's Hollywood Hashtag
• You tell us how we can ship the #MysteryBox to our ATL show
• Denisse calls in with an update to her new teeth from Mexico
• We hear your stories about the craziest thing happened to you at work
• Jerry “Storms the Kitchen” AGAIN and gets an applause!
• BIG news on the Oregon VS Georgia game makes Denise cry
• + so much more!

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Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2nd
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Today:
• A listener shares her home remedy of a brown recluse spider bite
• Have you ever registered your ring cam to help out the police?
• PK asks for your anonymous calls on when you got away from the cops
• Clo and 7 year old daughter Gia check in
• Duryan needs a permanent implant of his ring (like Lil Uzi Vert and his head diamond)
• DK get's peed on during a Mumford and Son concert
• Omar gives PK a hard time not installing the ceiling fan
• There’s a serial pooper on the loose!
• Today’s one random question: What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you at work?
• PK’s fat feet cause an argument
• We catch up with Duryan
• PK trains Duryan’s dog “hypothetically” …
• Thank you to everyone who is behind the scenes sticking and supporting!
• Hearing aids, are becoming more accessible, why beer is getting so $$$ + a lugg"age thief was caught thanks to air tags in top 3 things
• Asking for your Airtag success story
• From the clouds we drop our Point/ Counterpoint … “should there be safe harbor hours for sexy time on a ferris wheel?”
• + so much more!

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Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2nd
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Today:
• Duryan’s visionary services are requested to help find a lost credit card
• Your IVN’s teach us about Amazon Flex + is it all or none with the illuminati?
• Should Duryan get his wedding ring implanted in his finger?
• Extra Work Tony calls out PK and his “Double Decker”
• Today’s Random Question: What was your first car … and your story on how you got it?
• We listen to a story of a listener who had a SPIDER in her EAR and what the doctor said
• Mike A. in Sandy, OR takes on Match 2 with Denise
• We get another finalist for our first class round trip tickets to Atlanta!
• DK reads your comments on something you hated that you now like from our facebook.com/pkanddk page
• PK wants a hall pass for Martha Stewart
• two muscle cars are being discontinued, quite quitting is now a thing + this airline is cutting more flights for holiday travel in today’s top 3 things
• A listener drops in her Final Thought and shares about a site, DealOz, where you can compare prices of books, video games + more https://dealoz.com/
• + MORE FUN and LAUGHS!

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Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2nd
Tickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7l

Today:
• A listeners insane wedding night had him finishing the keg
• DK reads your DM’s about the most annoying house visitor
• A first class ticket update… not looking good
• We try to help a listener who’s girl wants a ‘hall pass'
• Josh W. in Portland calls makes up his own “Match 2”
• An Amazon mystery
• Today’s random question: What did you hate until you gave it a go?
• Duryan’s good karma angers Denise
• Capri Sun and baby swings are being recalled + footage of a meteor hitting the atmosphere and more in top 3 things
• Duryan checks in from the casino
• + MORE FUN and LAUGHS!

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