Planet Birth

Planet Birth

By Jay, Ethan, & TylerFictionComedy Fiction
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Planet Birth episodes

  • Short Stack 2: Toe Positive!

    Is stubbing your toe . . . equivalent to BDSM for people with foot fetishes? Did Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) & Black Widow (Scarlett Johanssen) actually have sex in the MCU? These and other BURNING questions are answered in this week's Hear Me Out Eppy. Enjoy! (that's an order).

    21 min
  • Short Stack 1: Bits from the Brevity Briefcase

    The boys are back- way earlier than usual- with more of that sweet content for the many, many fans we definitely for sure have. This one's a bit experimental! It's shorter than normal and not as structured.  We don't have specific topics for these, whatever comes up comes up! We wanted to get you guys more episodes more frequently, so we're planning to put out a full-length episode every other week, and a Short Stack in the off weeks. Please let us know what you think of the new style, sit back, & enjoy this warm, fluffy short stack!

    33 min
  • HMO 7: Monkeys . . . Of the Arctic Variety

    Strap in folks because this one is a doozy! In this episode, we discuss the meaning of sentience, penis music, animal economies, penguin unions, iNcEst, & cargo shorts. Also, we answer the age-old question . . . what's thicker than water???

    57 min
  • HMO 5: For the Mamas! (Feat. Jack P.)
    At the release of the last episode, Jay's mother asked a question. 
    "Hey love. So I see the next episode is out of your podcast. Is there less profanity? My sweet spirit wants to know before I open the package."
    That episode was not, in fact, less profane.
    This is a clean (for the most part) episode to make up for it.
    For all the mamas out there- Sit back and enjoy the show.
    1 hr 20 min
  • HMO 4: A Post-hensile Wasteland (Feat. Dallas R.)

    The Bois are back in the studio, and you already know we're up to our old tricks. We've still gotta adapt and evolve(TM), though- so we brought a guest with us for this one! A quick rundown of the episode: Tyler enjoyed a banana, Ethan went full VSCO girl and appreciated some Modern Art, Jay almost had to duel Obama, and Dallas threw her ice cream away. For the full scoop, you'll have to listen!


    Music: Duo Mobile by Two Factor Authentication. https://open.spotify.com/track/75UTNjADtNxWwH4iW0kFj5?si=vLX_371qR5ywIlFel6JkkA


    1 hr 18 min
  • HMO 3: Compulsory Bird Murder

    Welp. We're back from hiatus with another hour of . . . something for you all. Ethan's got a bloodlust now, so that's cool. Tyler's working out bean ordering logistics with Publix, & Jay remembered School House Rock!


    56 min
  • HMO 2: Introverted Snakes

    Hey! We've got an intro now! (Duo by Two Factor Authentication)

    Talking points for this one include . . . 

    Roach paths in my kitchen, Cold brew oatmeal, & Qui Gon Jin's off-center moral compass

    1 hr 2 min
  • HMO 1: Beef Slabs & Peach Cobbler

    Hear Me Out! (Yes we needed the exclamation point, how else can we communicate our unbridled enthusiasm?) is a show where 3 friends (Tyler Brazleton, Jay Burnett, & Ethan Powell) seek out opinions that are unpopular and/or niche, and then (somewhat) rationally discuss the merits of these opinions. This weeks highlights include "Beef Slabs", "Phineas and Candace's family tree (Spoilers: Perry the Platypus is on there somewhere)", & "Ethan could reeeeaaaaally go for a cobbler right about now". 

    This is our first episode, so things might be a bit shaky. Thank you for listening, we really appreciate your support and we'd love to hear any suggestions you all may have! Also, if you know of any unpopular/niche opinions, let us know!

    54 min

About Planet Birth

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Join the Planet Birthers (Jay, Ethan, & Tyler) as we create a new fantasy universe live on air. There's no prep work, no outlines, and no rules besides the ones we make up along the way! We don't know what topics we'll cover or what we'll say next, but we do know that it will never be boring.