Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast

The New World Order is here! Disclosure day just happened. The Aliens finally landed and took control of the world from Humanity!

Then they handed it over to Ollie the Otter, Chief Harmonizer of the New World Order!

Find out all about it in this new episode of Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast, the official Podcast of Higher Consciousness.

Hear the Alien Announcement from Gil the Alien, who talks through his Gills. And meet our new Leader Ollie the Otter, in an exclusive interview with Jay!

Enjoy your new world!

Greetings Gearthlings!

Planet Gearth goes where no Podcast has gone before.

Jay and Cool Jay (who is 40% cooler than regular Jay and lives in a parallel universe) interview and channel the Interstellar Diety currently hurtling through our Solar System on 3I/Atlas.

Hermes Trismegistus a.k.a. Thoth returns from roaming the universe to bring the ancient wisdom the people of Earth so desperately need to remember and embody right now!

Sit back and take in the profound intelligence that can change the world, one heart at a time!

Do a deep dive into the 7 Principles of Hermetic Wisdom!

Epiphanies - Revelations - Innate Wisdom - And some Smiles along the way...

Enjoy, Subscribe & Share the Wisdom, Love & light & Laughs!

Research aided by Google Gemini 2.5.

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Planet Gearth: Ep 2 Premiere! Where Science meets Spirituality meets Philosophy meets Humor meets you!

Breaking News! HEAVEN IS A DUMP!

Plus, The Unified Theory of Every Being.

We have more in common than politicians want you to think.

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Greetings Gearthlings…

Welcome aboard Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast. I'm your host, Jay Lloyd.

Here's where Inspired Spirituality meets Hard Science meets Timeless philosophy meets Humor meets You!

For our premiere episode, we'll take a deep delve into Philosophy with a very special, miraculous even, interview with a 17th Century Philosopher who was so far ahead of his time… He's here tonight!

Benedict De Spinoza!

His ideas and notions got him labeled as a heretic in his time but he has subsequently influenced some of the greatest philosophers and thinkers of all time.

When Einstein was asked if he believed in God. He famously replied, "I believe in Spinoza's God."

We'll find out from Spinoza himself his famous reasoning on God and Nature, plus we'll get his current thoughts on how Quantum Consciousness theories of today mesch with his theories from 350 years ago in a fascinating and educational discussion.

After the interview, I'll introduce my Dimension Ascension Galactic Team for our Half-Cocked Galactic Round Table Segment, where we'll discuss the interview and other hot topics of the day.

With our Rag-Tag band of ArchAngels, Fallen Angels, Ascendant Masters, Profits, Ex-Profits, Non-Profits, Alien Overlords, Astrological Aficionados, Channelers, mediums, psychics, Spirits, Ghosts, Hosts and more…we'll mind-meld, like dark chocolate melds to the space between your teeth and gums, with the latest that Science, Philosophy and Spirituality have to offer, and perhaps more importantly see how they can all finally work together.

As your host, I'll be guiding us toward a better tomorrow with the help of my ascendant team of masters and disasters. And as a Voice-Actor it works out pretty good, since I'll be channeling all of their voices from deep inside my universal consciousness and vocal cords.

Join our Dimension Ascension podcast where we aim to beat up toxic masculinity, figuratively, fight environmental destruction, literally, divide the dividers, and with a little luck, help raise our vibrations and find the enlightenment that unites the world.

Life is a series of 50/50 questions, that are 100 percent impossible to answer.

Together, we'll take our best shot

Learn. Pivot

Take our best shot.

Learn. Pivot

And so it goes

Please Listen then Like, Subscribe, and Get on board Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast.

Here we make evolving fun!

Now is the Time…

Here is the Place

This is the Way

Note: Google's AI Studio was used in the research for the interview with this imagined version of Benedict De Spinoza if he were able to be interviewed in person today. Happy to provide a more detailed list of research materials used by Google's AI Studio upon request.

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Welcome to the full hour-long Premiere of...

STUPID FUNNY VOICES EP 6!

HOW TO DO WHAT NO ONE ELSE IS DOING!

Episode details:

1. Cecil & Da Cyst open tease
2. Intro with hosts Dr. Von Zoitz and Abe
3. The Premiere of the new Game Show: LIVING IN THE FOURTH WALL
4. New Episode of ANTIQUES VOICESHOW
5. The Galactic and World Premiere of CECIL & DA CYST
6. Dr. Woot Woot's Bedtime Story: THE THREE BEARS
7. Final thoughts and goodbyes, for now...

PLEASE LIKE, REVIEW AND SHARE WITH ALL YOUR BEST FRIENDS, GOOD FRIENDS, FRENEMIES, FOLLOWERS & ALL!

In this episode:

The Bug Returns Open Tease.

Store Manager Song!

Cecil & Da Cyst Opening Theme Song

Antiques Voice Show Premiere

Somebody Read Something Bedtime Story: The Emporers New Clothes.

Voices chatter and say goodbye.

Bug song recommendation.

Robert Loggia sign off

Thanks for listening

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STUPID FUNNY VOICES EPISODE 4 SHOW RUNDOWN!

Top 10 things that happen in this episode:

1. Dr. Von Zoitz welcomes you, then he hypnotizes you.
2. Abe and Slappy help explain why.
3. The premiere of the new song, MOBILE PUPPY!
4. Slappy reacts, then intros a new segment.
5. The voices in Jay's head search for new voices. (Who they find may amuse you.)
6. Fall Premiere of the hit show BARRICADE, Starring Bolt Barracuda!
7. Sir Woot Woot reads you the classic bedtime story Jack and the Beanstalk, in our SOMEBODY READ SOMETHING segment!
8. Sir Woot Woot comments on the story.
9. Dr. Von Zoitz begins to sign off when confronted by Abe about rising tensions among the other voices.
10. Dr. Von Zoitz then hypnotizes some of the other voices in Jay's head and makes them do things.

Thank you for listening, sharing, and our most important wish, enjoying and laughing!

Sincerely,

The Voices in Jay's Head.

Stupid Funny Videos Episode 3 Rundown :)

Sir Woot Woot short intro

What if Bob Dylan was upbeat and positively in love song.

Abe does an expert live (at the time) Fantasy Football mock draft on FantasyPros Website.

Game Demo Reel

Somebody read something:

Moliere's The Misanthrope. Act 1. Performed by Sir Woot Woot and Dr. Von Zoitz's brother, Stuart.

Wrap up, thanks, and share, please!

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In order of appearance:

THE UNIFIED THEORY OF EVERYTHING SONG

BOLT BARRICUDA STARS AS BOLT BARRICADE IN, BARRICADE!

(FOURTH WALL BLOWOUT EPISODE!)

THE KEYWORD TO QUANTUM PHYSICS

WALT WHITMAN POETRY READINGS

CONFESSIONS OF A MANSPLAINER

EXPLOSIONS, EPIPHANIES, AND EVERYTHING FOR YOUR EARS ONLY.

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The Voice Theater Revolution Begins!

The animated voices in Jay's head revolt and take control of the podcast.

UPFRONT & NEW FRONT - HEAR ALL ABOUT THEIRNEW SHOWS THIS SEASON

Listen to an "Act-off" for the ages and find out what actually happened to Jay.

Audio Cartoons! New Segments! Behind the Scenes Stories!

This is the silly revolution the world needs right now!

Signed - The Voices in Jay's head.

P.S. Jay says, help!

Breaking: The voices just changed the name of the podcast to STUPID FUNNY VOICES in STRANGE SITUATIONS!