Planet Pointless

Planet Pointless

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Planet Pointless episodes

  • E100 - The Return of the Complaint ATM Vestibule

    Shawn says the "c word" within 5 minutes. Everyone loves the hot takes in good fun...until they aren't fun (thanks Reddit). Until next time!

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    0:00 - Intro, Cart Narcs

    04:10 - Car Corner, Pulling the Curtain Back

    18:08 - What Have We Learned over 100 Episodes?

    21:17 - Learning to like TOOL, Being Less of a Dick, Misogyny

    28:33 - "Elder Emos", Materialism, Lint Jar Fight

    34:46 - When We Were Young Fest, Music Discussion, Call of Duty

    01:01:04 - Mayochup, Tik Tok vs Reels, The Boondocks, Nutty Fandoms

    01:08:32 - Nutty Fandoms Cont'd, Why is Jada Pinkett Smith Talking?

    01:13:00 - Reddit Hot Takes, Duels, Daylight Savings

    01:19:47 - Polyamory and Jealousy, Trick or Treating, Tattoo Acceptance

    01:28:31 - HORRIBLE Reddit Takes (Listener Discretion Advised)

    01:34:08 - Self Defense, Parent Discussion

    01:37:10 - Music and Movies, B Rated Horror, Meathead Movies

    02:03:49 - Bee Stings & Dogshit Facials

    02:09:05 - Outro


    2 hr 15 min
  • E98 - Bigfoot is Real, Toxic Masculinity, Live Nation Sucks & More!

    Back at it again. This episode is off the rails.


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    0:00 - Desk Job Laziness, Shawn Doesn't Understand Stoicism

    6:20 - Falling Person at Union Station Story, Being a Contrarian

    14:10 - Car Corner, Car-splaining to John, Surprise Birthday

    31:42 - Eating in Bed is for Crazy People

    33:57 - Drunk Pizza Blunder, Hotel Parties, Gen Z Rant

    42:10 - John and Shawn are Low-Value Males, Incel Talk

    45:02 - Gen Z Slang, Bigfoot is Real, Poop Talk Obviously

    53:47 - Facebook Marketplace Pt.2

    57:09 - Faygo Hates Juggalos, Sugar Ray

    60:50 - Canadian Government Rant, Shawn is Compensating

    1:04:16 - Live Nation Sucks

    1:08:30 - Music/Movies

    1:21:33 - Outro

    1 hr 27 min
  • E97 - So Many Arguments
    Shawn and John are at their wits end.
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    0:00 - John is Back to Office, Editor Wanted, Shawn Apologizes
    5:39 - Shawn Went to a Wedding, Sitting with Strangers
    22:18 - Gen Z Trainride, Sprayed in the Face at the Eaton Centre
    28:53 - Car Corner, Relationship with Your Car, Hood Props
    34:51 - Puking in an Uber, Shawn Loves Suffering
    40:15 - Elvis Argument
    49:25 - Regretting Tattoos, Henry Rollins is Problematic
    54:55 - Family Thanksgiving Argument
    01:01:15 - Music (REALLY HEATED)
    01:10:28 - Movies
    01:17:58 - Outro
    1 hr 21 min
  • E95 - Rich People Dog Poop Cleaners and Heated Parenting Debate!
    Another day, another late upload with bad audio.
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    0:00 - High Schoolers are mean, Farmer's Markets
    6:00 - Car Corner, Car Group Tea Spill
    20:57 - John Broke a Tooth, Shawn hates Dentists
    28:26 - Positive Mental Health Talk
    30:15 - How Heavy is Too Heavy to Crowdsurf?
    34:08 - Feet on the Dash, Rich People Rant
    41:52 - Stop Posting Your Kid's First Day
    50:30 - When Should Your Kid Get a Phone?
    60:32 - Passport Photos, Japan Trip
    01:03:32 - Music and Movies
    01:09:12 - Outro, Bean-Boozled, Shout-Outs
    1 hr 14 min
  • E94 - Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie
    Bathroom etiquette, Fan Expo Exploits, gross biker bars, Juggalos and more !
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    0:16 - Intro, British Import Store, Rick Ross
    3:07 - Shawn's (Angry) Car Corner
    19:07 - Falling In The Toilet; Who's Fault Is It?
    22:47 - Sprinkling While You're Tinkling
    25:20 - Fan Expo Exploits, Pro Skaters We've Met
    44:13 - Dream Festivals
    50:42 - The Weirdest Band John Has Ever Seen, Holding It In
    58:53 - Funny FB Marketplace Posts
    01:06:47 - Music/Movies/TV Show Recos
    01:19:00 - John Hates Movies, Who Cares About Bobbi Althoff?, Outro
    1 hr 27 min
  • E93 - Doling Out Blessings, Ass Kicking and Quest Music!

    Back and you can actually hear us properly now.

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    0:00 - Intro, Fyre Festival 2, Shawn's Flustered

    2:22 - Driving in a Spider Man Suit, Gym Smells

    6:38 - Sparring Classes, John Gets His Ass Kicked

    9:37 - If You Didn't Know Your Parents, Would They Like You?

    11:39 - Shawn's Mom Hates the Podcast

    14:12 - Shawn's Car Corner

    18:22 - Check On Your Homies

    24:27 - Is Hardcore Basic?

    28:21 - Shawn Has Main Character Syndrome

    34:26 - Stage Potato Photographers

    38:18 - Angry Compliments

    41:00 - Farting Around My Parents

    44:19 - Vegetarians Only Eat Mushrooms

    46:57 - Church Healings, Hired to Say Grace

    54:18 - Music & Movie Suggestions

    1:03:56 - Outro

    1 hr 8 min
  • E92 - Trading Wine for Tattoos, Time Blindness and Quitting Vaping!

    The audio is fucked and I spent all morning trying to fix it - sorry. Better luck next week.


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    0:00 - Intro, Shawn swears too fucking much

    2:26 - John's Horrible Festival Weekend Experience

    14:54 - How MMA Keeps John Sane

    17:25 - Shawn's Car Corner, Burgs & Weens, Winning Jars of Honey

    36:17 - We're Metalhead Posers

    40:32 - Davis & Longford Spitting Man

    44:41 - Time Blindness, Quitting Vaping

    51:22 - Our Teenage Skater Selves

    58:23 - Movie Talk (Barbie, TMNT)

    1:09:08 - Nickelback is fine actually, John getting his License

    1:12:48 - Music Talk (Dillinger Escape Plan, Thantifaxath)

    1:18:39 - Shawn Doesn't Delete Anything, Selfie Cringe, Fake Glasses

    1:28:24 - Trading Alcohol for Basement Tattoos

    1 hr 34 min
  • E91 - Who Died In Here?
    On location discussing the important things.
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    0:16 - Podcasting etiquette, Shawn dog-sitting, What's new with us
    6:08 - Shawn Wants to be a Trucker, Car Talk
    16:00 - Drunk Stories, Millennial Cringe, Crocs are the new UGGs
    24:44 - Riot Fest Sword Swallower Story
    29:35 - Drunk/Sober Party conversation, Reflecting on Sobriety
    38:00 - Ontario Colleges Website Problems, High School Sucked
    50:45 - Jizzy Jewelry
    1:02:03 - "Who Died In Here?", Crazy Funeral Requests
    1:10:17 - Picky Eater Response, Long Men's Mental Health Discussion
    1:22:49 - Outro, Did Hal Johnson Smoke Cigarettes?
    1 hr 28 min

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