Please Don't Call Me

Did you miss us? Because we’re back and ready for more (questionable) wisdom, family banter, and the occasional identity crisis. In this season opener, we catch up after a two-month break, talk summer plans and childhood memories, and confess the oddly specific propaganda we've recently fallen for. Oh—and we answer the important question: is Trent officially a senior citizen?! 👀

Stream now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify (video too!), and YouTube! 🎙️🎧

Is your beach chair too close for comfort? Is your music ruining the ocean vibes? This week, Trent—self-proclaimed beach expert—prepares Alex for spring break with his hot takes on all things beach etiquette. From towel territory to sunscreen snobbery, we’re covering the do’s, don’ts, and definite don’ts of a perfect beach day.

Tune in wherever you get your podcasts—Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube! 🌊☀️🕶️

Better late than never, right?! We’re back with the cutest episode ever! 🐣🐑 This week, we’re talking all things baby animals and finally revealing the big secret we’ve been keeping for weeks! 👀 You might want to watch the video for this one… trust us, you don’t want to miss out on some serious cuteness! 🥰🎉

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After a week off, we are so back! This week, we’re joined by Troy Emenecker to break down a little March Madness 🏀, debate modern slang and who’s actually allowed to use it, and bring back some throwback words that deserve a comeback. It’s gonna be low-key gnarly—don’t miss it! 🎙️✨

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This week, we’re gearing up—literally! 🎯 Trent’s got a birthday wishlist straight out of a tactical catalog, Alex reflects on life without social media, and we break down Trent’s very strategic approach to being online. Plus, a little something extra you won’t want to miss! 🎙️🔦

📱 Stream on Apple Podcasts or watch the full video on Spotify and YouTube!

This week, the news cycle was anything but slow—especially in the animal kingdom! 🦅🐋 We’re bringing you a whale of a tale, an avian uprising, a daring case of grand theft gator, and even a visitor from the future. Plus, could an RV be in Trent’s future? Buckle up, because this episode is a wild ride! 🚐🔥

Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹

Think you only have five senses? Think again! This week, we’re diving into the weird and wonderful world of sixth senses—yes, plural! From detecting temperature changes to knowing when someone’s near you, science says we have way more abilities than we realize. We also talk Valentine’s Day redemption strategies (featuring baby otters 🦦, you can thank us later) and break down the highs and lows of the Super Bowl and halftime show. Tune in for science, sports, and foolproof ways to recover from a bad date! 🎙🔬🏈

Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹

It’s a double date podcast! 💕 This week Trent and Alex are joined by their better halves, Ben and Natalie to spill the tea on first dates and first impressions (the good, the bad, and the awkward 😅), meeting the family for the first time, and one tragically hilarious dating fail. We also dive into love languages, debate the best Valentine’s Day candy- but with Reese's hearts in existence, is there any  need to? 🍫

Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹

This week, we dive into the proud profession of painting, uncovering the secrets of the trade and the art of making multiple trips to Home Depot. 🖌️🧰 We also explore the surprising history of Groundhog Day and debate which animals should replace the clearly underperforming groundhog. (Spoiler: We’ve got some creative contenders! 🐍🐻)

Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹

Today, we’re joined by Troy Emenecker—husband, father, runner, English teacher, and proud Subaru owner! 🚗📚 Together, we dive into grammar faux pas that drive us nuts, uncover some shocking (and ridiculous) school rules, and explore the fascinating nuances between “the South” and THE South. Whether you're a word nerd or just here for the laughs, this episode has something for everyone! 🗣️✨

Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹