This podcast goes out to everyone who just KNOWS the coffee machine is giving them a funny look. Stay safe out there.

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People who complain about spoilers might have a point. I mean this show spoils who the grisly murderer is in minute 1 of episode 1! Where is your common decency, Higurashi?! Don't you now that there are some people who aren't paying attention all of the time?

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What's Halloween without some bones to burn?

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Want to come over to my place later for coffee and a little ritual, or am I reading the signals wrong?

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The report describes the victims being hypnotised into killing by reptetitive, droning sounds- like two guys attempting to describe the feeling of someone's face off to you, or how many bats a movie is worth.

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PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS

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If you see a shambling, fuzzy, blurry monster- freeze! You have to make sure you DON'T make any sudden moves that could give away your position. Unless it's the kind of monster you need to make sudden movements to get by- in that case ALWAYS make sudden movements.

Quite simple, really.

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Call them HACKS if you must, but they're the only ones willing to DIG UP the courage to get SHOTS at a director's CUT like this.

Zombie.

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Our heroes have crossed oceans of time to bring you this podcast...

Recurring guest Sydney brings forward a tale of love... hot, bloody love, and it's only appropriate that the occasion is used to talk about which monsters they'd "bone". Enjoy with your red liquid of choice.

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So right here, we had two options. Option A: Upload a really great and insightful podcast episode about a topic people still care and search about- or B: Hoot and holler about a movie from the mid 2000s that no one besides Cam was google searching for, and wallow in our own obscurity

Should've gone with A.

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