A fundamental law of the universe- no matter what you're doing, it's going to mess up your back.

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Luck IS a skill.

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This timeline might go better for you, as long as you don't let all the civilians get melted while trying to step on a single bug.

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They really will just make a movie about any animal these days. I remember when hollywood used to have some STANDARDS.

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Galium aparine is known by a variety of common names in English. The include hitchhikers, cleavers, clivers, bedstraw, (small) goosegrass (not to be confused with other plants known as goosegrass), catchweed, stickyweed, sticky bob, stickybud, stickyback, sticky molly, robin-run-the-hedge, sticky willy, sticky willow, stickyjack, stickeljack, grip grass, sticky grass, bobby buttons, whippysticks, and velcro plant.

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Pizza. Sodas. Half-Life 1's unbalanced and disjointed multiplayer. All that's standing in the way of a good night... is Microsoft Windows.

And It doesn't stand a chance.

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Watch out man! The weird guy over there has some kind of... elaborate kick he's been waiting to show off... and you just KNOW he's got a stupid name for it.

"3/10"- IGN.com

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CorncobTV needs a real hit, and we're gonna give it to them.

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To read all those edgy stories from the mid 2000s about edgy supermen and survive you'd have to be.. you'd have to be...

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Summer Cool-up? Cool off? Cool Down? The regularly scheduled episodes are on the way, but the gang ran into difficulties wrangling the guests so here's an update episode! Should you go easy playing Smash against a child? How do you deal with bees 14 feet in the air? Do people still want to see Marvel Movies? Did he know about the bee? All this and more in this episode!