Creepy lake, self-inflicted head wounds, and coffee made from projector goop... time for a nice, relaxing, puzzle solving afternoon.

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This is the kind of crew that will see a body hanging from a tree, ignore it for five days and then go up to one of the locals and say: "We could help: by brutally dismantling the free market."

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Across:

1. Very Unfocused Podcast

Down:

2.Place to send e-mails, episode topics, and ways to describe Oreos

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A guest joins the show to help them take the title of "Hazardous Materials" very, VERY literally.

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Welcome to the Gungeon. ANY weapon you could imagine is here... but your immediate choices are the balloon, the mailbox, or the noodle.

Later, you'll WISH you were this lucky again.

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This podcast goes out to everyone who just KNOWS the coffee machine is giving them a funny look. Stay safe out there.

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People who complain about spoilers might have a point. I mean this show spoils who the grisly murderer is in minute 1 of episode 1! Where is your common decency, Higurashi?! Don't you now that there are some people who aren't paying attention all of the time?

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What's Halloween without some bones to burn?

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Want to come over to my place later for coffee and a little ritual, or am I reading the signals wrong?

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The report describes the victims being hypnotised into killing by reptetitive, droning sounds- like two guys attempting to describe the feeling of someone's face off to you, or how many bats a movie is worth.

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