Nothing ever ends... Except for the Watchmen TV series it seems! How could anyone possibly follow up on the perfect ending of the comic book? If you know, call the creators of this show! Yikes!

Being in the underworld replaces all that silly fear of death with something else. Is it about trying not to be attracted to hot Greek myths? Or are you just worried you're gonna get addicted to another roguelike? Me? I'm worried that all my boons are coming from the God of slacking off at work.

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It's messed up that no one has ever told me pigeons were edible. Do you know how much money I could've saved? This whole country is lousy with pigeons! I'd be eating pigeon three times a week! It's way harder to find ducks, and those guys are expensive! Unbelievable.

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The Doomsday clock was created to warn mankind of impending nuclear annihilation. But that seems kind of old-fashioned, doesn't it? Here at PDLTTYLDOI we're bringing you the Doomsday Stopwatch- it STARTS at doom, and it only counts up, baby.

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Friend of the show Bea (Creator of the webcomic A Ghost Story) drops by to inform us about the insane happenings of CW's Riverdale. Trust me, you're going to want to hear this. It is actually too insane for us to even preview. We also get into ancient comic book characters, broken bubblegum websites, and Dagwood splits the atom?

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The PDL gang takes on Shaggy's racing werewolf phase??? The last appearance of Scrappy Doo, and not because he gets run over!!! Dracula is Green??? And who is Googy???? All this and more on our exploration of this cheap bizarre time-sink red shirt Shaggy movie!

It's time, it's time. Time for the big giveaway. Gather 'round your podcast machines and listen. Don't forget to put on your masks. All jack-o-lanterns, all witches, all skeletons... it's time

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Ritualistic chanting enters your blood-starved mind, taking the form of a video game recommendation. Your heart is pounding with adrenaline. Your mind has been turned to slurry by the madness. Your water, knocked over by accident because you jumped when the lady with the rockets came out from behind the corner. It's DUSK time, baby.

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If YOU need help evading or confronting a costumed creep, masked murderer or supernatural slasher than THIS is the podcast for YOU! Our heroes discuss horror film survival strategies, all the latest tips and tricks, all while reviewing the 1996 Horror Classic Scream. If you want to make it through the month, you'd better listen!

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It's Terror Time again as Nick and Seb dig up 1998's Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island! They prep for this month's Hazardous Materials by enjoying some good Scooby before the terror that awaits them. Listen for Anime studios, Third Eye Blind, TSA Shaggy and more!

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