In which four unlikely podcasters experience the miracle of adoption, and the melancholy of persisting in a doomed world, abandoned by the gods. All that while playing a bad Mr. Driller clone with annoying music.

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Chicago Bulls hat on, and quarters in your pocket, you walk confidently into your domain for the night... an arcade full of coins, tickets, prizes, and a 1000% rigged claw machine. To bring you into this zone, we have The Coin Game, and our Arcade Memories, plus an interview with the game's creator Kevin Westendorf!

Interview starts: 47:20

Homer Get Ipad.

Can a world survive without Superman? Is the Eradicator here to help? Superman's favorite album isn't really that, is it? How does Superman pay his insane taxes? Can you really extend your bio-electric field? How do you say "I'm going to the store" in Bizarro-speak?

There's always a way.

You know I could've sworn I watched a movie this week, but it was so small and insignificant I seem to have forgotten every single detail about it. The Talking Heads are stuck in my head though.

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Man eating aliens literally told me to buy more consumer goods! Plus the guy from Get Out was there! No, the director. How am I supposed to know what that means?

Oh, I get it. Like, a "small" town

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We dwell in the darkness, and we LIVE on the KNIFE'S EDGE... of 1997! This indie comic darling with buckets of blood is the perfect excuse to make a tierlist out of the edgiest edgelords we could find.

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The stupid calculations every single corporation and website does with your data to try and figure out what you like, or advertise to you? Now THAT's the real magic trick.

Well actually before the show, I put a deck of cards in my pant leg. Which is sort of like magic.

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Hazardous Materials Episode 1!!! The gang suffers through Ready player one as voted by our listeners! this will be a monthly show where we touch the stove and say ow! that sucked! Steven Spielberg made this.

Cured meat, topped by various food items all over the world, and culturally mangled by your very own Please Don't Cast

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