Oooo!I know this one! It's "Please Don't Ca-" I mean "WHAT IS THE PLEASE DON'T CAST EPISODE 100 SPECIAL FEATURING A RETURNING SPECIAL GUEST AND MULTIPLE GIMMICKS?"

Speaking of this spectacular, we've got a video link if you want to see our beautiful faces:

https://youtu.be/pUm7tzz6VG8

Dig at an angle, folks. Not that it will help you escape from that weird giant lobster, but we don't have all the answers.

They really get to the giant pit of the giant peach in this one. Enjoy.

The experiment begins. Who lives, who dies? Who takes up a life of crime? Who walks long distances to clean up after raccoons? Who murdered Black Box Games? Stay tuned...

What, do you have anything better to do? Our heroes talk about their towns, their history, their friends, and which animal neighbors it's okay to get attached to emotionally.

Let's put the turn-poor-people-into-glue factory next to the highway for easy transport. Maybe that should be a spiral exit, actually. What do you mean the water's poisoning people again? Yes I know which way the river is flowing... too many one-way roads? I thought these people loved one-way roads!

Right, you said it was a freak accident. The man got tangled up in his own podcast microphone cables and strangled and electrocuted himself at the same time. Tragic, really. and I feel for you. But there's just one thing that's been bothering me... if he was in here recording alone, why were there so my mics out? Why were there 5 beers on the table? Can you tell me that?

A new year requires a new approach, along with a self-indulgent celebration of all the stuff we did in the past year. Act Surprised.

There's something... special about that hotel. The way you remember it... what it did to your mind... I bet we could make some real money if you went back.

Okay, no. NO. You are NOT about to tell me that the racist garden of eden episode is worse than the one where Spock's brain gets stolen