Please Don't Take Me Home

This week, Woody and Piers are joined by Jon Beer, Exeter City fan and co-host of You Don’t Know What You’re Doing, for one of the bleakest away day stories the show has ever heard.

There’s plenty on lower-league obsession, Devon derby anxiety, Ollie Watkins pride, fan-owned football, why nobody needs a “Prem team”, and the strange burden of caring far too much about 11 men in shorts. Jon also explains why his family once travelled to Wembley during Covid to watch Exeter lose a play-off final on a laptop outside the stadium.

A truly heroic low point.

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Felix White returns for part two, taking Woody and Piers from the San Siro’s terrifyingly organised ultras to Penrith’s very accommodating chairman, via MK Dons vs AFC Wimbledon, FA Cup romance, away goals, train etiquette, service station literature and why being a Fulham fan feels very different to being a cricket fan.

There’s also playoff heartbreak for Piers, end-of-season maths for Woody, a cow-based football injury, David Platt appreciation, and a question every football fan needs to worry about: home games or away days forever?

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Felix White joins Woody and Piers for Part 1 of a brilliant chat about Fulham, first away days, Craven Cottage, the strange comfort of supporting a club that lets you suffer properly, and why football can explain who you are before you’ve even worked it out yourself.

Before that, Piers is deep in playoff anxiety, Woody is doing mathematical gymnastics, and the boys relive the chaos, limbs and full-body drama of Rochdale v York City, possibly the greatest away day of all time.

Part 2 with Felix continues next week.

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This week, Piers and Woody take the letter J to some very interesting places.

First up it is St Johnstone, where the chat includes Perth, purpose-built stadiums, questionable celebrity fans and the sort of away day logistics that can make or break a Scottish football weekend.

Then it is on to Turin and Juventus, with grand history, glamour, Notts County roots, and the very real possibility of Piers accidentally planning an Italian minibreak entirely around pasta classes and Irish pubs.

And then things head to India. Thanks to former player Peter Hartley, the lads get a glimpse into life at Jamshedpur, where football is huge, the crowds are massive, and the local wildlife seems fully committed to ruining your sleep. Geckos in wardrobes, ants on Dairy Milk and giant snakes make this one of the weirdest and most entertaining Away Days detours yet.

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Comedian and Celtic fan James Gardner joins Woody and Piers to share his love for the SPL, disdain for Arsenal's lack of atmosphere (and it's hot air policy) and talks about the time he completed away days.

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Woody and Piers are joined by fellow drummer, Matt Donnelly, from Don Broco. Matt is a Bedford born Manchester United fan, but don't let that put you off! The episode is still full of fun stories from Coventry to LA. Enjoy!

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Woody and Piers jump back on their alphabetical away days journey, this time taking on Inter Milan, Ipswich Town (with help from Ed from The Editors) and Inverness & Caledonian Thistle.

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It's part two of our Palace love in with the wonderful Jim Daly!

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Stand up, podcast host, all-round-good-guy and Palace fan Jim Daly joins Woody and Piers for part one of this bumper episode of Away Days.

With Palace riding the European wave right now, Jim is living his best away day life, swapping scarves (or trying to) with the best of Europe.

He's also got some stories from the mean streets of Chesham, and a very impressive knowledge of the Spice Girls' football preferences.

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Woody and Piers are back on the alphabet road trip, this time paying homage to Hereford FC, Hearts and Hertha Berlin.

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