Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally

Are you a young mormon looking for LDS appropriate date night idea? Join Suzy and Mike on a wholesome journey around youth group board games, hand holding, and a stop by the lemonade social. Just keep it over the clothes.

Everyone you didn't like in high school suddenly wants to sell you disney leggings, diet powder, and life insurance. F That S In The A!!

Moon landing staging updates, Patrick Stewart is back to Star Trek as Captain Picard, and there's something Scottish in my drink. Listener question and why Star Wars fans can no longer think for themselves. To have your question answered on the show, write to [email protected] 

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg

Missing for more than two weeks, what happened to Mike? Lengthy alien abduction? Demon summoned while making deviled eggs? Plus listener questions. To have your question read on the show, write to [email protected] or call 775-346-8682 to leave a classy voicemail. 

Suzy reviews a douchebag's museum, and provides a recipe for scalloped potatoes that is sure to give you gas. Mike calls for help from a distant closet and maybe we pretend we don't hear him. 

**WARNING** DO NOT LISTEN to the intro with children or on earbuds. It accidently came out as straight up horror. Also, Suzy's robot feet, why no one has cable tv, and ghost stories that'll freak your pets out.

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Music: Shadowlands 5, Lobby Time, Shadowlands 3, & George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Father's Day gift ideas, the death of Godzilla, and a dog's love of undies. Don't overthink this; just let it happen. Special thanks to the entire state of Utah for not coming to pick up Suzy for her off-color antics.

Childish behaviors Mike hasn't quite gotten past. In this episode from the archives, hear Mike's first podcast demo, as well as original music that has been more or less lost to head trauma. 

Suzy takes over with new conspiracy facts and a conclusion to the Wilhelm Scream short story (Ep. 20). Plus listener questions and a rocking recipe for alcohol-free cocktail weenies. To have your question read on the show, write to [email protected] or call the listener line at (775) 346-8682