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From the Ether we come to you once again to discuss a manner of things: Plagiarism, Super Smash Brothers, Asbestos , Having a threesome with Elon Musk & Grimes , and Why Castlevania: Judgment is the best fighting game!

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It's one of our favorites times of the year! E3 is here once again and we're here to give our professional opinions on every game that was shown off. We'll go through all the conferences and get into what we thought was amazing and we thought was absolute garbage. Who will take home our prestigious "Best Conference of the Year" award? Did the head of EA lose his head like we had all hoped? Find out now on our regularly scheduled episode!

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We're back once again! we promise we'll get a hang of this damn scheduling thing! Today is pretty much all about video games and nothing else. We discuss a variety of thing like what it would be like if Nintendo made us into Smash characters, what the perfect Skyrim-themed amusement park needs, and how EA performing a public execution at E3 is the only way for them to redeem themselves after giving us Battlefront 2. We also touch briefly on what made P.T. Barnum such a great man and why Cartoon Network is becoming absolute shit.

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Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. Today we discuss why making a Playstation 5 is a bad idea and Matt and Nick talk about their Record Store Day pick-ups and adventures!

Shopping List:

1) 0:00 - Intro: Amiibo Plugs. Which Would You Choose?

2) 3:22 - Battle Royale For An E-sports Scholarship!

3) 5:26 - PS5? XBox...2? Oooh Nooo....

4) 7:38 - Story Time: Nick Hates People

5) 16:59 - Video Game Talk: God Of War, Far Cry, Pokemon

6) 39:00 - Is Beyonce Being  a Bit Pretentious?

7) 40:25 - Record Store Day '18 Recap!

Once again we return to you, dear listener, to discuss a spectrum of topics from Kimmy Schmidt, to Martha Stewart and Cardi B. Nick asks a profound question that leads to some deep answers.

The Works:

1) 0:00 - An Intro about Ostriches

2) 2:27 - Ewan McGregor Can't Take An Insult

3) 6:27 - Article 1) Getting A Hole In One

4) 13:04 - WHO BIT BEYONCE?!

5) 16:06 - Article 2) Vaginas So Clean You Can Eat Off Them (Plus Rabbits)

6) 22:05 - Matt Saw A Gay Movie!

7) 31:03 - Question: What Book Would We Want Turned Into a Movie?

8) 50:14 - Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Follow Up + The 12 Most Expensive Cards

9) 55:50 - Please Laugh Book Club: What the Hell Is The Name Of This Book

10) 1:00:28 - Cardi B: The Eternal Badass

11) 1:01:27 - Martha Stewart Power Moves

12) 1:03:34 - End/Outtakes

Article 1) http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/03/man-filmed-sex-ninth-hole-golf-course-7437727/

Article 2) https://nypost.com/2018/04/05/now-you-can-eat-off-artists-famous-vagina-plates/

Yu-Gi-Oh Cards) https://www.completeset.com/the-12-most-expensive-yu-gi-oh-cards/

Martha Stewart) http://www.themarthablog.com/2008/05/come-see-hats-hats-and-more-great-hats-please-comment-and-let-me-know-your-favorite.html

We're back once again from another unforeseen break. Sorry, life happened (mostly Zach's fault). Hopefully we'll be back on track now. Anyways, we got some fun stuff to discuss so take a look!

Consider This:

1) 0:00 - Intro (Mission Impossible, The Elements, Mother Goose)

2) 4:30 - Weebles Wobbles: Why Don't they Fall Down?

3) 5:54 - Article 1) Boiling Pasta w/o Water

4) 8:25 - Overwatch League Reality TV Show! Just What We Always Wanted

5) 11:53 - Katy Perry V. The Nuns: Trial of the Century!

6) 16:03 -Article 2)  Last Known T-Rex Burns to Death

7) 18:46 - Spielberg Hates Netflix (& Other Movie Discussions)

8) 30:50 - Article 3) Vaporizing Poop Poorly Explained

9) 34:48 - 4 for 4: A Nick & Matt Adventure

10) 37:18 - Vidya Games: Pirates of the Caribbean MMO

11) 42:08 - Nintendo Direct Disscussion!!

Article 1) https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/american-students-in-italy-cook-pasta-without-water

Article 2) https://boingboing.net/2018/03/23/life-size-animatronic-t-rex-bu.html

Article 3) https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-a-toilet-that-vaporizes-poop-might-transform-the-world

Roll out the Red Carpet because we're doing the Oscars! Today, we discuss all of the categories and who we feel will take home the awards.

The Nominees:

1) 0:00 - Quick Announcement

2) 0:53 - Intro

3) 3:13 - Article 1)  LSD & Cooking Oil

4) 5:25 - Our Fantasy Funerals

5) 14:28 - An Original Idea? Discussing Shape Of Water

6) 20:05 - OUR OSCAR DISCUSSION!!

7) 1:39:20 - Our Favorite Movie of 2017

Article 1) http://www.wandtv.com/story/37626517/cops-naked-man-covered-in-cooking-oil-attacked-family

Another week, another episode from your favorite podcasting trio. This week, we talk a bit about the upcoming Oscars, The Grammys, more movies, other stuff.  Don't want to spoil the whole thing so go on and listen.

Some Stuff:

1) 0:00 - Intro

2) 2:22 - A Brief Post-Grammys Discussion

3) 3:53 - A Brief Pre-Oscars Discussion

4) 7:00 - Our Favorite Winter Olympic Athletes

 5) 15:00 - Article 1: Pizza Stalker

6) 17:50 - IT & Teenage Melotrauma

7) 20:08 - The Good Place (And Other Shows Involving Death and Heaven)

8) 29:54 - Celebrities Babies: Which Ones do We Hate The Most?

9) 33:40 - Women Celebrities: Love Her or Hate Her?

10) 45:13 - Depressing Movies That Made Us Cry

Article 1: http://www.dw.com/en/lawyer-in-dortmund-presses-charges-against-unwanted-pizzas/a-42602329

You (probably): Oh my god, you guys aren't dead?!

Us: No we are not, dear listener! We've just been away protecting alternate universes from evils which no one could ever fathom. Like all good podcasters do. But now, we're back in our favorite world doing what we love most: trying to get you guys to laugh. So, without further ado, we present EPISODE 5!

Track List:

1) 0:00 - Announcement:  An Apology

2) 2:23 - Intro (Dick In Hand)

3) 4:47 - Article 1: How Hawaii Celebrates Not Dying

4) 10:18 - Livin' Da Labo Loca (Nintendo Labo Discussion)

5) 18:37 - How Much Is Something Worth To You?

6) 27:30 - Matt's Music Rant: Recording Artist Moby

7) 30:43 -  Prisencolinensinainciusol

8) 38:58 - Zach Explains The Entire Plot Of Devilman Crybaby (WARNING: SPOILERS!!)

9) 56:03 - Article 2: The Naked Bathroom Destroyer (And Other Florida Stories)

10) 59:37 - A Please Laugh History Lesson

11) 1:06:57 - Outro & Outakes

Article 1: https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/pornhub-hawaii-missile-alert-2018-1

Article 2: http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2018/01/09/tpd-man-ripped-urinal-restaurant-bathroom-wall-ran-away-naked-into-woods/1018894001/

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8

We knew you'd be back for more. Don't worry, we've come prepared to fill you with laughter and amusement for the next hour. So sit back and enjoy while we discuss only the most up-to-date* topics and news.

Today's Menu:

1) 0:00 - Intro

2) 2:55 -  Article 1: God Save The Queen..'s Breasts!

3) 6:42 - Oprah-Kanye 2020 (Politics and Such)

4) 13:53 - Matt's Music Corner: Lana Del Rey Vs. Radiohead

5) 20:00 - Movies: Slenderman Movie (Why?)

6) 22:45 - Soap Operas. Yep.

7) 28:11 - Zach's Thoughts On... Sex Toys & Magicians

8) 32:14 - Video Game Auteurs (Namely, Hideo Kojima)

9) 45:40 - Nintendo Direct Mini!!

10) 1:15:04 - Outro & Out takes  

*News may not actually be up-to-date

Article 1) http://www.dw.com/en/queens-lingerie-maker-rigby-peller-loses-royal-warrant-over-bra-fitting-details/a-42118737