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Andrew and Justin are captured by secret service agents and wake up in Area 51. They meet a few aliens and try to find a way out, while also encountering a familiar friend.

Andrew and Justin crash through the ceiling of the Oval Office and encounter Donald Trump’s fat stupid body sleeping on a couch, and that’s just the beginning! We uncover secrets you weren’t even considering and probably aren’t even true, but are fun to think about. Listen as we get a little political, but not in an annoying way.

Andrew and Justin get bored of falling and finally find a place to land—at least temporarily. It just happens to be a bounce house held afloat by a flock of birds, and our guest, comedian Dalia Malek, is their master.

Andrew and Justin find themselves free falling after being shot out of a buttplant in Atlantis and they do not know where they will land or even how they will survive. They meet an old friend who routinely seems to be on the brink of death. Will they screw him over again? And yes, the entire episode is in the sky.

Andrew and Justin visit the lost city of Atlantis and citizen of the city and our special guest this episode, Elyse Joseph, shows them around. There’s weird creatures, including a living plant that looks like a butt. While everything seems fine initially, they find it soon becomes difficult to fit in and are imprisoned. Can they escape? Please send help!

Andrew and Justin take a break from the normal sequence of episodes to try and have an honest discourse about a movement that has by now spread across the globe. They talk about their support of the movement and the history of systemic racism in America all while providing an update on their lives and sprinkling humor throughout.

Andrew and Justin escape the alien spaceship, but their escape pod crashes into the middle of the ocean, where they find the lost city of Atlantis, where they meet our guest Elyse Joseph and each one of them share the legends they have heard of the mystical land while observing weird fish with guns and Osama Bin Laden’s new hiding place. Join us again as both characters find themselves on the brink of death, as always, but this time underwater.

Andrew and Justin are trapped in an alien space ship and must find a way out before they most assuredly torture them--in the case of Justin--or inexplicably pamper them--in the case of Andrew. Some guest appearances include Dennis Rodman, Amelia Earhart, and none other that the Gangnam Style guy himself, Psy. Ever wonder what happened to him? Well, he's entertaining aliens on an alien ship. He conquered our world at one time. I guess he'll conquer the alien worlds, too. There's also alien sex and just generally this episode gets really silly. It was a lot of fun to make and hopefully you'll have fun listening. Subscribe to our Instagrams at @pleasesendhelppod, @andrewthennumbers for Andrew, and @me_doing_comedy for Justin. Our editor, Daryl, is @thiscomicslife.

Andrew and Justin wake up separated in a corn field, but they are not alone. An alien with a peculiar knowledge of 90s action films pursues them. Patrick Bornhop joins us for an episode that shows us that while aliens might be more technologically advanced, they really need to update their knowledge on human culture.

Justin and Andrew meet Satan himself, played by comedian and filmmaker Tony Bartolone. Is this the end? Have they finally pushed the boundaries too far? No, actually. Satan doesn’t get a lot of regular visitors unrelated to a personal judgment day, so he takes them on a tour through the circles of hell. But will Justin and Andrew be able to endure the horrors that await? Join us as we conclude the Volcano Rest for the Wicked storyline.