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FAN FAVORITES ARE ALL RETURNING:

Krystal survived Frankentitties.

Abi survived The Stranger.

Aaron survived The Happening.

Barely.

Now we’re putting all three of us in one room.

We promised no question goes unanswered.

This may have been a mistake.

Welcome to Plot Twist: 3’s a Crowd.

 ⚠️18+ only Dark humor, sex, abuse and trauma.....AND THERE WILL BE SPOILERS (so listen to those episodes first....or else)

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Some people leave behind money.
 Some leave behind property.
 Some leave behind stories that crawl under your skin and refuse to die.

This week, we bring back one of our ride or dies since birth… Auntie.

Last time we talked about grief.
 This time we dig up 78 years of living.

The bucket list items she crossed off.
 The fuck it list items she actually did.
 The ones she didn’t.
 The reasons why.
 The regrets.
 The risks.
 The love.
 The almosts.

This is the origin story of The Fuck It List.

We talk about the trip of a lifetime to NYC.
 Where we met a celebrity.
 Got bed bugs.
 And Auntie fell in love with a 30-year-old man who was already in love with someone his own age. (We’re joking. Sort of.)

This episode is about learning through someone else’s life before it’s too late.

Respect your elders. They are walking plot twists.

PLOT TWIST: YOU ARE STILL ALIVE...

SO FUCKING LIVE!!!

Listener discretion advised ⚠️ 18+ only. Contains dark humor, explicit language, sexual content, discussions of abuse and trauma.

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You think it’s different this time.

Different face. Different voice. Different promises.

But somehow… you end up standing in the same position. Across from a completely different person, having the same arguments, feeling the same confusion, questioning your own reality all over again.

Why?

Because trauma creates patterns.
 Because unhealed wounds don’t magically close.
 Because what we don’t confront doesn’t disappear.

It follows.

In this episode, Apryl shares her story of abusive relationships, narcissism, gaslighting, addiction, PTSD, and the exhausting cycle of repeating what feels familiar — even when it hurts. We talk about trauma bonds, red flags we rename, and how survival mode can look a lot like love.

Over and over.
 Until someone decides to break it.

This is about the horror of repetition — and the strength it takes to finally step out of the pattern.

⚠️ 18+ | abuse | gaslighting | addiction | PTSD | dark humor

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Julie is nine years old when her life splits into BEFORE and AFTER.

Her father dies suddenly….no warning, no goodbye, no final moment her memory can cling to. Just a silence so loud it follows her everywhere. A house now holding a mother and five children, and a man-shaped absence that settles into every birthday, every school event, every milestone he will never witness.

At nine, Julie’s brain isn’t old enough to understand death the way adults do — so it protects her. It buries memories. It blurs details. It teaches her how to keep going without fully feeling what she’s lost. For years, she doesn’t grieve the way people expect. She survives instead.

As she grows, Julie is haunted by who she might have been, how life might have turned out, and the version of herself that was never given the chance to exist.

This is the most difficult thing no child should ever have to survive: the sudden, tragic loss of a parent…..and the long, difficult road of growing up alongside what remains.

This isn’t just a story about grief.
 It’s about the quiet strength it takes an entire family when a parent is gone too soon.
⚠️ 18+ | death and dying | grief | dark humor

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From the outside, Lauren’s family looked traditional.
 Four siblings. Lauren, the baby, the sister, and three older brothers—grew up, built lives of their own, got married, and had children.

A family that seemed normal…until a deadly secret was exposed.

One of Lauren’s brothers is rushed to the hospital with liver failure caused by a hidden alcohol addiction. Within months of learning the truth, the reality becomes devastating: he’s given six months to live.

There is only one possible donor.
 Lauren.

She faces an impossible decision—let her brother die, or donate part of her liver and risk everything she’s built for herself and her children.

This episode explores how addiction can hide in plain sight, the shock of discovering the truth, and the unimaginable choices families are forced to confront. It’s a story about sacrifice, survival, and what happens when love and fear collide.

This is Lauren’s story.
 And it changes everything.

⚠️ Content warning: This episode contains dark humor, adult content, alcohol use, and is intended for listeners 18 and older.

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Welcome back to the FUCK IT LIST Zone—where chaos, sunshine, and bad decisions collide in the best way. Drew and Krystal break down their Costa Rica adventure, complete with turtles fornicating, hump-back-WHAAAAAAAALES, and moments that prove we are STILL ALIVE. Somewhere along the way, Krystal falls for Costa Rica… both literally (because she’s a clumsy chick who would absolutely fall while running from your favorite scary movie star) and figuratively.

It’s funny, unfiltered, and exactly what happens when you stop waiting and start living.

⚠️ 18+ only | dark humor | mature content | listener discretion advised

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Your hostess with the mostest, Krystal’s 40th birthday approaches and she finds herself deep in a FUCK IT LIST ZONE trip of a lifetime in Costa Rica. This mini episode is a pause—a reminder to truly LIVE, even in the midst of grief, sadness, and life’s hardest seasons.
Ten minutes. Real, raw, and honest. If you need a reminder to live your life while you’re still here, this one’s for you.

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Aaron had the life people dream of. A successful career. A wife. Kids. A dream home. Stability. Health.

It all seemed perfect… until it wasn’t.

A divorce where everything was split in half. Their business. Time with his kids. A life divided cleanly on paper, but messily in real time, while the community watched.

Then his body joined delivered the final blow.

A fainting episode. Two years of headaches. Blurry vision. Doctors dismissed it. Misdiagnosed it. Got it wrong.

The truth arrived without mercy....listen to find out

This episode explores how the illusion of a perfect life can shatter — and what it takes to crawl out of the darkest hole you’ve ever fallen into, held together by grit, survival, and faith.

⚠️ WARNING: DARK HUMOR, INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE, AND HEAVY SUBJECT MATTER. 18+

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⚠️ Warning: Dark humor, cancer, Sexual content, 18+

It’s alive… it’s alive… again.

Plot Twist: Still Alive resurrects Krystal’s cancer journey with FRANKENTITTIES: Part 2 . A terrifying, chaotic, and hilariously unfiltered sequel. What was meant to be a simple revision exploded into a full-blown breast cancer nightmare. Major surgeries, a third diagnosis just months after a wedding, and her 3rd miracle baby only 8 months old... the horror returns with more dark humor, raw emotions, and PTSD than ever before.

Listeners are warned: to survive this chapter without spoilers, go back and listen to Episode 1 and Episode 2 first. Krystal spills her guts about the unthinkable moments, chaos, emotional rollercoaster, and finally solves the mystery of what the fuck a "FLIPPLE" is.

It’s raw. It’s messy. It’s terrifyingly funny. And Krystal proves that what doesn’t kill you makes you fucking hilarious.

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The holidays have a way of dragging the ghosts out—grief, loss, memories, and the things we try to bury under twinkle lights.

This week’s episode, A PLOT TWIST CHAOS CAROL, unleashes the Ghosts of Chaos, armed with sarcasm, dark humor, wildly inappropriate jokes, and unapologetic cringe to fight off the holiday doom and gloom.

If you survived watching “Krampus”, “Black Christmas”  and loved “Scrooged”…this podcast might might be your CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! It is cheesy. It is cringeworthy. It is uncomfortable.

But beneath the chaos is the reminder that even in the darkest seasons, we still have each other, and we do not let the worst moments take over.

No Hallmark endings.
 Just chaos, survival, and a whole lot of secondhand embarrassment.

⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️
 This episode contains explicit language, dark humor, sacrilegious jokes, cringeworthy and cheesy moments, and discussions of grief, loss, death, and sex
 Intended for 18+ listeners only. Listener discretion advised, especially during the holidays.

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