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Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate all hope of seeing Dr. Who the same after this week's fic. Join Crumpet and Dylan as Hallie takes them on an adventure through time and space in The Adventures Of The Upgraded Vagina by PotatoDaisy on Fanfiction.net!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9682965/1/The-Adventures-Of-The-Upgraded-Vagina?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=1vtGjoHOQf0_1WaC.dstcQUGTRILtp_OVFpQpmiMMMw-1638144664-0-gaNycGzNCT0

This the gang replaces Hallie with the amazing Berklie, aka Shadow Johnson, aka Icaruspendragon on TikTok, and explores the depths of the Omega verse (Much to Crumpet’s chagrin.) in Give Me Everything Tonight by SplatX on Archive of Our Own!

https://ao3-mailin01.archiveofourown.org/works/26922472?view_adult=true

And don’t forget to go show Shadow some love over on TikTok @Icaruspendragon

This week we learn that a jukebox has a very different meaning depending on what side of the pond you're on... And it's finally Hallie's turn to be the only one who is somewhat paying attention to the plot of Warm Blood (Underneath My Skin) by Smithens on A03!

archiveofourown.org/works/27918193

What happens when Crumpet and Hallie brutally murder Dylan and replace them with two guest hosts from the fabulous Canonically Incorrect podcast? Well, we wouldn't know 'cause Dylan is unfortunately still alive and kicking, but things do get a little swampy with our new BFFs! Wink wink nudge nudge we apologize for nothing.

You can find Canonically Incorrect on Twitter @cannonicpod and Tumbler @canonicallyincorrect

It's season 2 y'all and well, you might want to stay out of the kitchen... and the living room... and the laundry room. You know what? Maybe take us on the road with you and come back after: 5 Times Clint Barton Was Horrified by His Friends ('s Sexual Activities) + 1 Time He Got Revenge by Greyduckgreygoose on A03!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2263692?view_adult=true

It's the end of the season as we know it and we feel fine! What a wild ride this has been, yeah? We've certainly made our way through the fandom universe and couldn't be happier to drag y'all along with us. Sit down and enjoy three ORIGINAL fics from your lovely hosts. Some so original they don't have a title or fandom assigned to them yet. *cough* DYLAN! *cough*

Thank you all for joining us on this wild ride. We can't wait to bring you more laughs with season 2 starting March 26th!

Here comes the general!

Ladies and gentlemen!

Here comes the general!

What... what is he doing?

Here comes the general!

Sir! Get that big toe out of your mouth we don't have the best personal hygiene!

Welcome friends to the beginning of the end. No, not that like. The end of season 1! Join us for part one of our two part season finale as we dip our toes into the Outlander and Hamilton fandoms in:

The Miles We've Walked by iihappydaysii on A03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23472838?view_adult=true

Splish splash they were taking a bath and we wish they weren't. Join us this week as we learn what Hallie would let Harry Styles do to her all while Rachel and Quinn share a... well, they certainly share something.

Untitled fic by: Illmakeitwait on LiveJournal for the Glee Kink Meme!

Oh, what a feeling when there’s tentacles on the ceiling... and floor, and coming out of that vase? Tony has some serious renovations forced on him in today’s fic:

Tentacles by Magnolia_In_Black_Velvet on Archive of our Own: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15673542?view_adult=true

Oooooooooooooh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! Spangburb Squatpants? No, that can't be right. Spongebab Squizponts? That's not it... Oh yeah, his name is Spgnebb Bob!

Sponged Bob Splooge Pants by Dickfart on FanFiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12634289/1/Sponged-Bob-Splooge-Pants

This week's episode is sponsored by our friends over at The Jury Room Podcast! Go give them some love wherever you listen to your podcasts