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Mersh: BUTTMOGGED. Vrillium: BUTTMOGGED. Josh Moon: BUTTMOGGED. Elijah Schaffer: BUTTMOGGED. Kevin Scampoli: BUTTMOGGED. The Earth's Buttmogged range from cucks to pentacucks, grifters to failed grifters. WHO'S NEXT? Mersh threatens Kevin in a time machine, Kevin plans an elaborate CUCKENING OF DOOM, Null's wife is exposed, Vrillium submits to the "Mandicular" label, and Elijah Schaffer gets entered by a demon his same size.

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I catfished Mersh's girlfriend as a Zoomer fan of Bladee, and she's been in my DM's for months. Ethan Ralph joins me while zooted as a line cook as we laugh at everything Brixton has been secretly revealing to me since April Fool's Day. It turns out, not only did I cuck Mersh, not only did Ethan Ralph cuck Mersh, but Mersh is officially a PENTACUCK. Icedanc3r is now leaving him for one of Mersh's best friends, Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh is finding out live as Nightwave Radio goes on air. PLUS: Ralph helps measure Comedy Shaman, we reveal the other two mystery bulls, and who gets to keep the Nintendo Switch?

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I catfished Mersh's girlfriend as a Zoomer fan of Bladee, and she's been in my DM's for months. Ethan Ralph joins me while zooted as a line cook as we laugh at everything Brixton has been secretly revealing to me since April Fool's Day. It turns out, not only did I cuck Mersh, not only did Ethan Ralph cuck Mersh, but Mersh is officially a PENTACUCK. Icedanc3r is now leaving him for one of Mersh's best friends, Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh is finding out live as Nightwave Radio goes on air. PLUS: Ralph helps measure Comedy Shaman, we reveal the other two mystery bulls, and who gets to keep the Nintendo Switch?

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https://podawful.com/posts/2652 MANDICULAR IS BORN: Vrillium spends all day name searching himself to see if he's become famous enough yet to stop people from making fun of him on twitter. Sorry buddy, gonna have to start hitting the Ozempic and reverse the Twink Death if you wanna start pulling real grifter numbers. Last episode made Big Willy red in the cheeks. This time he gets a chance to fire back, but unfortunately Vrillium got BUTTMOGGED so hard he blocked me on X. Now daddy James Sexton will have to come save Adult Baby Diaper Billy, as soon as Vrillium can find him. PLUS: Elijah Schaffer thanks the a-logs, and is quite possibly the father to an e-girl's baby. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/y0c0OnmdJNo Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH AND COMEDY SHAMAN! Icedanc3r's boyfriend spent his birthday wondering about how he is going to get cucked next. Comedy Shaman has gone from running blades on his arms to baking himself a cake, it's not looking good for the GOONS. BUT... as a birthday gift, Shaman has ACHIEVED PEACE WITH PODAWFUL. There's just one last thing to do before welcoming Shaman back into the fold... A HEIGHT INVESTIGATION. Has Shaman been lying about his height this whole time? Is he actually even tinier than we originally thought? Yes!

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Jaden McNeil opens up the Groyper Files on the Groypophiles. What is a Groypophile? It's the gaggle of of Nick Fuentes wannabes like Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium (ABDL) who are the right level of gay but the wrong amount of charismatic to properly grift. Elijah Schaffer went on an insane rant against his arch enemy (his ex-wife), and now his former Brother-In-Law is leaking insane details about Elijah's circle of boy buddies. Jesse and Jaden deep dive back to right before Elijah's Matrix wakeup call, when he was on the Sean Kelly podcast looking like an ogre. Vrillium's tongue loses its mind while he tries to grift gears on his fake opinions, and I know a secret more embarrassing about Will than his old commie boudoir photos. We check in with Butt Sexton's influencer dad, James Sexton, to find out just how bad it gets with the help of Faceless. PLUS: how to do a Teddy Feaser impression with Jesse. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/Akou5qq4nLw

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MISCHIEF. MAYHEM. SOAP. Comedy Shaman has lost everything, so now he's free to do anything. His perfect woman is gone, so he spends his days in a secret underground internet Fight Club, getting absolutely MONKEY DUMPED by everyone. Including actual children. But we don't talk about that. He also is making soap now. No joke. He makes soap. I think he fell for a pyramid scheme. Enter the one person in Shaman's single-serve life that might be able to pull him out of his permanent slump, Jesse Durden. As Shaman slips into chemically burning his mind permanently, Jesse tries to inject a little Project Mayhem into his world. Shaman met me at a very strange point in his life.

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https://podawful.com/posts/2648 Elijah Schaffer's big Rift TV comeback is an insane, never-ending downward spiral. Every single news story he covers is somehow just a self-report on his own crimes and failures. And he already has an entire gaggle of manservánt characters trying to prevent the ship from sinking. MEET THE TEAM! You've got Georgie, our "comfort character" Groyper engineer; BLEAU, a vain Mexican teenage real estate mogul with a gun charge; and SOME AUSTRALIAN GUY, the incredibly boring producer of the show. The FBI, Israel, and Elijah's ex-wife are all conspiring to CANCEL Elijah's podcast. SHUT IT DOWN. The producer has received the call. But it isn't from ZION, it's from the PODAWFUL CULT, and its totally derailing the show. PLUS: Elijah gets BUTTMOGGED LIVE, Salvopancakes calls in and reveals that he was invited to live with Elijah and the Boys, and Elijah performs a heart-rending and ear-bleeding performance for his sons.

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Comedy Shaman can't stop sending threats, can't stop GOONING on Discord, and... somehow... can't stop begging strangers to babysit their kids. Now he wants to hit the "Undo" button on being a public figure. Sorry! It don't work like that, Shaman! We uncovered Comedy Shaman's secret Tiktok account. While Shaman is worried about my kids, I'm busy babysitting him in the Cult all day. PLUS: Flesh Simulator's wild gangstalking ride actually redeems Maddox, and Josh Moon's Kiwifarmer girlfriend gets outed.

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Salvopancakes is making it unsafe for Jewish people to roam the streets and tunnels of New York City. Rabbi Shmuley waved a hankey at the police to have Salvo arrested for the crime of making unkosher comments. Salvo has been CURSED by the good Rabbi's ancient Hebrew magic of the BLOOD LIBEL, but fist, we need BLOOD. What better blood than that of the young goyim girl, victim of ZioHub, and worse, girlfriend of Ethan Ralph, Scarlett Hampton? The Sektur and Dabbleverse have collided and are now bloodthirsty, attempting to turn Scarlett into their next sacrifice. Also, Ethan and Scarlett have been gaslit into becoming the Earth's Jokers. PLUS: Elijah Schaffer responds about his divorce and affair with Sarah Stock (turns out, it was the Jews), and Gabe Hoffman's Kino Casino is bleeding out "catchphrase comedy."

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