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MOLESTERY SCIENCE TEACHER 3000: My former high school teacher, David Kielbowick, was an odd duck that all the kids laughed at and ridiculed. He couldn't look the kids in the eyes. He had a tremble in his voice. But he was a pretty decent teacher, and I always thought he was ok. Turns out I was wrong. A few years ago, Kielbowick was arrested on absolutely HORRIBLE, predatory charges, involving a minor female family member. I didn't even know this was illegal, but apparently he made cheese pizza with her. I dunno, maybe he used the wrong type of sauce or something. Anyway, I decided to dig down into this rabbithole and unlock a few mysteries about this story that always bugged me. Who was the family member? Were there any signs or red flags? Turns out, not only was there evidence in plain sight all along, but he had uploaded it himself to Youtube a year before his arrest. And after everything I've uncovered, I've formulated an even DARKER, SICKER theory, that makes an already horrifying story even worse.

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VITO GESUALDI, the long-running permanent cohost of PODAWFUL who has been on every episode for the past 15 years is now potentially on the chopping block. Yeah, that's right. I'm about to fire your favorite guy from the show. You better tune in to see if I do it or not. Should I do it? Tweet me and leave a hearted comment in my like-hole to make your voice SQUEARD (which is a new type of hearing from our partners at Squarespace). Engagement-bait words about the show: Dick Masterson, Biggest Problem In The Universe, Mersh, Patrick Melton. Any of these do anything to your heart rate? I'm trying to scare you, and the only way to save yourself is with a dopamine rush, but you can only get that life-saving dopehit from watching the next episode to find out if big fat silly man is being replaced by new big fat silly man. Would you even know if he was? If you switched all of Mersh's molestacules with all of Patrick Melton's chomosomes, would you just get the same guys again? Hey, wait a second... Dick is selling Vito half of the Biggest Problem trademark? For a dollar? Wasn't that my bit? What exactly are even ideas? What if I just stole Maddox's podcast from him, slapped some Keemstar glue on it and gave it a nice coat of PODAWFUL paint? That's technically a new thing. This is transformative because the guy I'm stealing it from paid for it. Vito now lives inside a Lolcow barnyard prison, where Juju is the farmer. What do these words even mean? What has my life become? Will Vito be on the next episode of Biggest Cohost In The Awfulverse? Sign up for my banned Patreon account to find out nothing. This AI model cannot complete that request at this time due to a violation of our Terms and Conditions. Doom Scroll more product from Globoconglomomondocorpocon to stay relatively sedated. Hit the notification bell to achieve no discernible effect. RIFT GRIFT CONFIRMED BY DICK AND VITO.

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Chris kattan has started the absolute worst podcast in history called Idiotically Speaking. Kattan and two goobers he's been paired up with revel in the STUCK CULTURE we are all trapped inside, and relive Chris' glory days on SNL with guests like Fred Armisen, Dana Carvey, and Tim Meadows (live from a coffee shop bathroom). In order to promote new Podcast Product™, Kattan has slithered his way onto Rick Glassman's podcast, Take Your Shoes Off, I assume to expose his clawed, webbed feet. In one of the most awkward interviews online, Kattan fights through a klonopin induced haze to try to understand Glassman's cutesy, Ritalin-fueled nonsense. Right? Right. PLUS: Bob Hickman feeding some chickens, and Redbar got a bubble buttkus while trying to figure out fonts.

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Vito is crying on Twitter, saying Dick Masterson is going to kick him off The Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast. Why? Is it because Vito deleted superchats about his weight? No. Is it because he blocked Patreon supporters in the chat room? Nope. Is it for Vito's constant inappropriate "jokes" about kids? Nu-uh, of course not, Dick likes those. Well then, what is the reason? It's because Dick Masterson is jealous of Keemstar's success, and wants to copy Lolcow Live and turn Vito into his sissy-hypno Boogie. So now Juju the Lolcow becomes the Farmer as he initiates his latest scheme: THE RIFT GRIFT. And the real reason for the breakdown of their show presents itself when Dick's henchman RILEY starts threatening to come to Vito's house. Did PODAWFUL cause all of this? PLUS: Mersh and Ethan Ralph try to become Vito's replacement, and Jesse's prank call to Alan Dershowitz goes viral.

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The news is reporting that Gen Z and Gen Alpha aren't taking 9/11 seriously anymore. They make constant, ironic jokes and memes about that terrible day. How do you make iPad babies NEVER FORGET a day they could never remember to begin with? 5 years ago I predicted this would happen and shelved the Crashtacular permanently, but after discovering a DARK SECRET about the Zoomers' tasteless memes and tributes, I figured it was time to knock the asbestos-filled dust off the show and DECLASSIFY my findings. The ADHD Tiktok-brained generations aren't joking at all... they are just autistic. Join me, Sonic The Hedgehog, and Skibidi Toilet in a solemn tribute to 9/11 that gets interrupted by a brand-new terrible tragedy. THE TRAGEDY SHAMAN. Intelligence reports came in for months warning of an attack, and all signs were ignored. Comedy Shaman was catfished again.

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Mersh is starting to make me feel like Björk. After dissecting Revenge Of The Cis' first appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show, Mersh decided to dramatically shave his head bald, and show the true MONSTER within. Now, after a second appearance on Eljiah's show, Hollywood Mersh is melting down. He's down bad from gambling, living paycheck-to-paycheck off of Nightwave Radio, and going live, teetering from the edge of his Florida motel balcony, begging for money so he can attend his sister's funeral. But his sister isn't the only ghost Mersh must contend with, because he sees the specter of PODAWFUL looming in every shadow, in every crevice, in every live chat... and it all breaks down when he starts reminiscing about what his uncle did to him all those years ago... PLUS: Redbar caught live in 4K wearing his trademark diapers. https://podawful.com/posts/2475 Get the POD AWFTER SHOW with Mersh's HORRIBLE confession and going Country on Comedy Shaman only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2476 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHhvvtToo6s  PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2474] Mersh has gone TOTALLY BALD! Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show has been arrested, and was on THE NEWS! The Comedy Shaman has entered an uneasy alliance with PODAWFUL after issuing DEATH THREATS to Jesse on Salvo Pancake's stream. We explore Mersh's accidental haircut, speak to a reporter about Aaron Imholte and Nick Rekieta's relationship, and dive deep into the terrible rap song written byt the Shaman, and his insane new methages and bloodlust. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/4W7kKL04lxE PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

It's the 4 year anniversary of the month that Mersh from Revenge Of The Cis and Nightwave Radio finally got RIPPED! Ripped by Porsalin. Ripped by Metokur. Ripped by Youtube. And, of course, ripped by PODAWFUL. Now Ryan Katsu Rivera joins in on the fun as we review Mersh's lates endomorphic appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show The Nightly Offensive. Meanwhile, PODAWFUL was once again canceled by Youtube, Rumble is going to be insolvent within a year, Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show is now on the lam from the law, and Mersh's ghost hunting sister gets RIP'ed in August. https://podawful.com/posts/2472 Get the POD AWFTER SHOW with more Mersh and a Comedy Shaman Diss Track only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2473  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/YG7VV0J5gjE  PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

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Comedy Shaman has been Hoodoo'd. I've been Youtube'd. Susan Wojcicki, the former CEO of Youtube and the current CEO of her own grave, is dead at 56 from a long battle with internet cancer. She leaves behind a long and storied career, a digital legacy felt the world over, and four out of five of her own kids. Oh well! Last episode I once again got JEETED by Youtube, and had my video about Comedy Shaman's love life removed. So this episode, we celebrate the no-longer-life of the woman who outsourced the Terms Of Service to third-worlders, and explore the UNSPOOLING of Comedy Shaman now that he has entered full blown SHAMANIA. Shaman learns the hard way not to declare war on PODAWFUL. PLUS: Ruphio Pheonix has a new hairdon't, a ReviewTechUSA documantary snubs Podawful, and a prank call to Redbar (and Howard Stern's) favorite sushi restaurant.

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The Comedy Shaman becomes the Tragedy Shaman in this internet-age remake of 1992's gender-bending crime-thriller, The Crying Game. Imagine for a moment your perfect woman. Does she have long hair? Smooth skin? Stunning eyes? Does she have a cock? The Comedy Shaman said seeing The Crying Game's twist was his biggest nightmare in life, until he met his new girlfirend... FEDS. According to Shaman, Feds is the perfect co-host, the perfect comedian, and the perfect woman. She's the total package. And she's got a package, too. After cleaning himself up in rehab, The Shaman starts a relationship that goes from Rom-Com to Horror when Feds decides to show off her Nine Inch Nailer live on Shaman's stream.

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