ALEX FOSSELLA is here! A huge amount of fallout from our ASMR episode leads Jesse to some more ranting. Alex has a friend of his who believes in ASMR call in and get berated, leading to an END OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

Jesse wraps up the Mary Two girlfriend saga, prank calls a twink porn studio, and deals with the horrible awkward moment of leading a friendship to its demise.

A SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT. We follow up on the episode about my ex-girlfriend, FULL DISCLOSURE, with a surprising and upsetting announcement. Plus we delve into the creepy world of ASMR, and the role playing videos that come with it.

Can we induce the spine tingling feeling in our listeners that this phenomenon purports to induce? Or do we just end up making fun of some gross idiot girl with big teeth? Find out!

CRAIGSLIST ROULETTE prank calls! We posted three fake ads to the free section of Craigslist and pranked everyone who called in. The twist? The ads were suggested by listeners and the one with the most calls wins!

Hilarity ensues when a child puts Jesse on the phone with their mom who only speaks Spanish, a man refuses to take a dog that is missing legs, and a woman agrees to wait for a helicopter on the roof of a building!

HAPPY DADDY'S DAY! MY DAD is here! My father, who was born in 1945, shares amazingly hilarious stories about what it was like when he was a kid, and how racist the world was. Also, Casey Kasem is a dead skull man.

THE LATE PROGRUM! Our guest is KEITH MACKLER of the band JUDAS BOOTH. Judas Booth performs, and we also get a visit from a strange doctor.

THE LATE PROGRUM! Our guest is Animal-Expert-To-The-Stars, ANDY BECKERMAN. Jesse tries to learn about animals despite the fact that Andy's knowledge is suspect.