ANDREW WK IS HERE! FUCK YEAH! Jesse pour Sriracha up his nose to recreate Andrew's famous album cover "I Get Wet". Andrew Answers phone calls from fans! This show was amazing!

ADAM and VANCE of EARCANDY are here! We talk about the patented "reverse stranger," Vance tells us about his dead brother who overdosed on heroin, I call my Dad and embarass him (NO BREAKING BAD SPOILERS!) and we talk about redheads and boobs.

MICAH SHERMAN is here! Jesse tells tales of when he destroyed a monster truck, ruined a pep rally, and attacked his principal with hornets. All to the chagrin of Micah. Plus, shitty phone calls and Micah likes midgets.

Jesse calls Dad and Breaks Bad. They recount a time when Jesse's cousin got covered head to toe in shit. Also, Jesse tries to set Mary's hair on fire and more.

MYQ KAPLAN is here! In this season premiere we revel in the good times! Also: Jesus was a rapist, Jesse is a bad person, Dane Cook isn't that bad, Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lioni and will later be Snoop Idiot, and all the Olympians are fucking children.