JACKIE KASHIAN (Comedy Central, Dork Forest) is here! Jackie reveals her crush for an old, old man and tries to help cure AIDS. Jesse almost gets killed at a haunted house. Both dork out to an embarrassing degree.

ERIC LEWIS is here! During the build up to the long awaited "Belly Button Story," we talk about Jews, Jesus, and the duties of a godparent. We also design Eric's next tattoo, plan to Eiffel Tower a girl to become closer friends, and solve the mystery of black people and rare meat. AND WE SING!

BORIS KHAYKIN is here! We discuss everything from love to taxes, killing the president to shrooms, and everything that makes the Ukraine a magical place.

MARK DOWLING is here! Stop jumping on the Superbowl bandwagon on Facebook, you stupid girls. Also: Men Running, Wheelchairs, Girlfriend Chauffeurs, My Girl, Allergies, Spitting on the Homeless, Crazy Church Lady, High School Rebels, and Bringing Hand Jobs Back!

ERIC LEWIS is here! We FINALLY tell the story we have been teasing for months, and in the process we burn bridges with everyone we know! Jesse also tells the story of the time he fucked a girl in a science museum. Also talked about: bad haircut, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jews, side boob, girl's can't measure, jerking off with the dog in the room, and Bobcat Goldthwait.