BORIS KHAYKIN is here! The DRAMATIC conclusion to last week's cliffhangers! What happened to the Park Slope Rapist Patrol? Did Jesse get back with his ex-girlfriend? Is Train Pants a crumbum? (Yes.)

EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! Jesse asks Eddie to become a vigilante with him to take down the Park Slope Rapist. Meanwhile, Jesse's Girlfriend calls into the show, VERY ANGRY, to break up with Jesse, and Jesse makes fun of her friend "Train Pants". Also, Eddie does impressions.

JOHN ZACHARY TOWNSEND is here! I was fired from my shitty job, find out where I worked and what happened! This show is mostly an ADD nightmare. But, hey man, we're Young, Dumb and full of Cum.

ERIC LEWIS is here! We go in depth about my recent HORRIBLE hospital visit, all the creeps I met there, and how I ALMOST GOT SOMEONE ELSES SURGERY. Also, Eric asks why Joe Stanton quit the show, so I tell him in disgusting detail. PHMHW8RMS93E

NO ONE is here! So Jesse is left to talk about what ails him (and is killing him swiftly) and then shifts over to Chat Roulette to find new cohosts. In the second half he talks about the Second City Rapist (a guy that told a monologue about possibly raping a woman at a huge improv show.) SPOILER ALERT: Jesse isn't convinced this guy is a rapist. Apologies for the bad sound, this episode is ramshackle as all Hell.