Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with us!  There's charming tech laced banter, Intel rumors that we (really) cannot talk about, Dishwasher DRM and the right to repair things we own, Retro Hardware, Core i7 over everything, Windows game store still sells games?!, Discord and Sony, Resident Evil and Metro Exodus are living the RTX dream, and so many other witty observations.  Timestamps with subjects below!

Timestamps
00:00 Intro
03:55 Burger of the Week
08:03 Intel CPU Rumors
13:26 Windows Store Makes an Epic Choice
16:48 Core i7-11700KF For Your Non-IGP Intel Needs
20:58 Resident Evil Village and Metro Exodus Ray Tracing
28:44 DRM on a Dishwasher?? (and "bonus" appliance ranting)
40:26 RETRO HARDWARE BREAK: A Tiny AMD 386 Motherboard
41:39 Another Desktop vs. Laptop GPU Article (feat. RTX 3080)
43:41 Samsung's FABulous News
49:23 Discord Partners with PlayStation
50:49 AMD Warning X370 Mobo Makers Against Ryzen 5000 BIOS Support?
53:27 Oculus Quest 2: The Price of Privacy is HIGH
56:29 Phanteks P200A Mini-ITX Case
1:00:16 Picks of the Week
1:11:42 Outro