00:00 - How to Keep a Man
5:00 - Whatdya Do? (Waterpark Poop)
11:46 - Sandwich Assault
15:30 - *Not* Stanley Bottle Winner
18:50 - Tide Pods Strike Again
21:49 - Amanda Spills the Tea
26:00 - Alien Sighting
29:15 - What You Need To Know

00:00 - Bad Personalized License Plates (They All Are)
4:35 - Amanda Spills Tea
10:20 - Getting Kicked Out of Places
16:03 - What You Need to Know
20:34 - Pike Confronts Listener Who Unfriended Him
23:29 - Outdated Dating Rules
27:45 - Dru Sjodin TV Special

On Today's Podcast:

00:00 - Worst Movie Remakes
06:06 - How often you should change your underwear
09:17 - We apologize for being idiots
10:58 - What You Need To Know (Salmon Sperm Facials)
16:20 - Stupidest thing you've seen at a party
25:04 - Inmate Gets Pregnany Via air vent
27:58 - Bad nights of sleep