This is one of those zany chapters with like a billion perspectives but all that matters is Mommy.

Ngl, this is mostly an answer to the question "Why isn't this chapter just called Catherine's Plan (Redux)?"

Swerving from one place to the next, the Princess wildly overestimates her cunning.

This chapter is an affront to the gods, so we implore you to cover your face while reading it and your ears while listening.

What do you get when you have a lie but plural? You guessed it: an episode of PGTEE! This one is especially special because it has discussions AND comments.

Imagine, if you will, the perfect woman. Her uncle is also there.

Look, ma'am

An invitation—

Here, ma'am

Delivered by hand

And, ma'am, I notice the stationery's

Engraved and very grand

I'm just saying, if he really wanted to beat them, why didn't Black simply ask Ranger really nicely?

Whump!

Disemboweling, disarming, and disquieting, this has all the hallmarks of a classic episode. Featuring special guest: not anyone actually!