Look, ma'am

An invitation—

Here, ma'am

Delivered by hand

And, ma'am, I notice the stationery's

Engraved and very grand

I'm just saying, if he really wanted to beat them, why didn't Black simply ask Ranger really nicely?

Whump!

Disemboweling, disarming, and disquieting, this has all the hallmarks of a classic episode. Featuring special guest: not anyone actually!

Join us for what is at once an interlude chapter before interlude chapters were commonplace and also an enormous plot point with almost no previously known characters. Just what you expect from PGTJRRT!

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted, one moment

Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

Yo

Once upon a time, there was a young girl, a monstrous orc, and a kindly sorcerer's Apprentice. You won't believe what happens next!

Things are getting Unfortunate here, and the mystery is only beginning. Will Cat survive to the end of the chapter? Yes.

We spend a lot of time discussing a saint. It's well worth it.

Cat wants to go home. But she is home. And weird about Pickler.